Little Johnny was sitting on the park bench one day eating a bag of candy. A man walks up and sits down beside him to rest his feet. The old man watched Johnny eat about 10 pieces of candy then said to him, "You know little boy...eating all that candy isn't good for you". Little Johnny didn't say anything, ate a couple pieces more... then said to the man "My grandpa lived to be a hundred years old". The man replied "Really...Did he eat a lot of candy?" Johnny replied "Nope. He just minded his own F***ing business".