May's Contest

[icarus pacific]

May + mirth= you win!!

...and they said I'd never be good at algebra! :t

Take a moment or several to put a funny caption to the photo below of the two old salts and win your choice of a DB T shirt or DB coffee mug. Don't believe your luck? Need proof that members really do win? ENTER!!

 

[stuckinsurrey]

"okay....I believe that you're probably in your teens but there aint no way that you can do ninja"

 

[Oldsarge]

Hey, I said I was sorry. OK? I was just looking for a dry place to sit.

 

[Adrian]

Yeah, I know you were a princess, but were you blond or brunette?

 

[jimqpublic]

I don't care if you are the famous Sven, don't you dare take a dump on my rock.

 

[IronLung]

"Croikey! I was sunning myself on these rocks here and this human approached me. Normaly humans dont come out onto the rocks as this one has, its real treat to see one up close like this..."

 

[Fondueset]

"What do you mean;'you're late'?"

 

[Bill]

"Sorry, I can't dive with you today Sven. The Cinqo de Mayo celebration lasted all night.

--Bill

 

[azapa]

"A sugar turtle!, I've heard of sugar mice before, I'll just give it a quick lick to check.."

 

[Marwan]

dude youre in my sun....

 

[podge]

Turtle
I don’t know you creep up onto a rock in the middle of nowhere to get a bit of sun and what do you know, yet another bloody tourist well better make myself look good for the photo.

 

[DeepThought]

Sea Turdle?

 

[deep thinker]

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Wipe that smirk off your face son, the fact that your shadow is missing makes me think your not so evolved as they say after all!

 

[sinkweight]

"Look, Sven... it's not that complicated! Tap my fin after the five minute mark, THEN you tap me every thirty seconds following."

 

[colt.45]

they had spent five days on the island with nothing to eat, and by the way sven was looking at him he knew things had finally come to a head.

 

[colt.45]

yes, I know that the last few weeks have been wonderfull, but we have to face the facts. I'm a human and your a turtle. It just wasn't meant to be.

 

[colt.45]

(turttle to sven)

You know, I used to be somebody once; nice house, nice cars, high end management job in a big buisness. Then one day someone yelled "hey, he's just an old sea turttle!"

 

[drunkinbda]

for some reason, turtle-shell styled camo never caught on with the marines.

 

[Shadowkiller]

So you get to be 200yrs old?

It takes me 200 days to pass the last fibrous meal.... *insert grr smily*

 

[Shadowkiller]

Sorry dude...

I bet on the Hare...