May's Contest

[Fondueset]

'My man. Can you tell me which way to the E.A.C? I'm like totally off course!'

 

[Marwan]

are you gonna just sit there and stare at me all day or are gonna help me get back in the water

 

[Rogert]

First one to blink loses? allright go

 

[marginatus]

SVEN: Wanna go for a race?
Turtle: Ok, the one that stays longer underwater wins!

 

[fcallagy]

Sven "God i can't believe i just passed one of those things amazing what the human body can endure, OH NO I feel another one coming on"

 

[SnuFPunK]

~ Snuf.

 

[waterman407]

I really think you over did it with the zinc!

 

[Whopperhead]

Ready........Set..............SLOW!

 

[sanso]

Sven: "It's too big, Torda"
Torda: "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is evolution, and a powerful ally it is. Hold my breath for an hour I can. You must feel the evolution around you; here, between you, me, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ships.”

Adapted from StarWars™ Return of the Jedi​

 

[deep thinker]

Oooooonn yyyooouuuuurrr mmmaaarrrrkkkss gggeeett ssseeettt gggooooo!
And theyre off with lighting speeds of 1mm per minute...

 

[stuckinsurrey]

A seemingly innocent encounter took a nasty turn for the worse.....

man "hey gorgeous, do you hang out here often, how about letting me rub some sunscreen into your back"

 

[sinkweight]

Turtle to Sven:

"No-no-no...the mug was a nice gesture....only, um...you know, without opposable thumbs and a coffee-maker, it doesn't get a lot of use, really...........How big did you say the shirts were, again?

 

[Ricochet]

Well, I usually stick to my roadkill cuisine, but in your case I'll make an exception.

 

[IronLung]

Turtle and Sven together in unison, to Sven...
"Who won the contest already?!?"