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November Contest!

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icarus pacific

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November, November... the turning of the leaves, the crispness in the air, the last month of abalone season and the beginnings of the warm times in the Southern Hemisphere... :cool:

This month the coolest kids on the planet and DB judges are off to points where a dialup ain't handy, so lets get randy!! Yeah baaaby! :friday This is an adults only deal but remember that there are still some toddlers about so let's keep it on the uh... up and up :eek: , er the straight and narrow :head , keep the competition stiff... aw Hell, just try hard! :naughty

The funniest line or phrase or whatever wins serious fashion points with a DB T shirt or sips the good stuff from a DB coffee mug. Again, no profanity or outright crap from you clowns.

And no... the meds are not mine. And I have references. :king
 
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I didn't know that Bob Dole was a spearo?


Jon
 
KK04 turns ugly...

How to keep hold of that One-Night Stand

Lorena Bobbit went too far this time

See... Pop lost the real one in the war..
 
Ohhhhh man. You weren't kiddin, Sven. Better get out your red pen.

ok...where to start.

#1.....um....er....:mute

ok #2.....ummmm :head

ahh, alright...#3.....:naughty

Ok then....lets keep it clean.....(for you married types :eek:)

"Even the largest wongs need a little encouragement to keep on sticking the same old fish"

dammit. :ban Ted
 
Jeopardy style:
The answer:
Three pills....


The question:
The difference between a floppy tip and a slip?
 
Hmmmmmm......

From the 42 pages of microprint found in every package of medicine under the heading of :

"Contraindications -
In some more extreme cases, even Viagra may not be able to aid you in achieving the desired degree of stiffness. In these cases, alternative mechanical assistance may be considered as appropriate....."

:hmm

Bret
 
sometimes the thickest shafts need help staying straight



Sven...do you like apples?...well how bout dem apples

;)
 
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Spear tip Blues

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Can you not keep your spear straight as you give your fish your load?

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Originally posted by icarus pacific
no profanity or outright crap from you clowns.
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Shit! Is this what you meant by crap and clowns???:ban
 

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After a rather impressive performance at KK '03, Sven took it to heart when they told him to keep it up....


(Flattery will get you everywhere? :D)
 
Searching through IMDB for movie names that might in some way relate... this one sticks to mind, and allthough off topic, its just too golden to not post :D

"The Man With The Smallest Penis in the World and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374020/
 
You'll never penetrate that "tuna" if your tips already toggled...
 
Terry Maas in 'Bluewater Hunting and Freediving' has this to say about spearheads:

The best spearhead for large 'fish' detaches from the spearshaft (ouch..).
...drive one of these heads completely through it, allowing the spearhead
to toggle on the other side. It is free to play the fish independently of the huge lever arm... which is capable of gouging a large hole in your 'fish' and could lead to it's escape. The head should not wobble when seated on it's adapter, and there should be no frictional interference to disengagement (It should be noted that this premis is not universially accepted).

The minimum length for the tip is 5 inches, but 8 inches is not too long (Whatever... I suppose only shooting 300lb tuna can make anyone a little too selective).
 
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Get shafted for your own good, with a little help from our friends.

Adrian
 
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