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November Contest!

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Antonio Montana

Antonio Montana

Cuban Refugee
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Rossie O'Donnel date pack.

Three blues just to get it up and a spear tip to harpoon the (blank) afterwards......or yourself!
 
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Rafael Palmerio

Rafael Palmerio

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Has anybody seen my dive bag?
 
Pezman

Pezman

We pee deep. Ew!
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Intel unveils technological innovations that will allow Microsoft's new "Longhorn" operating system to perform briskly, even on servers approaching obsolescence. Microsoft's Bill Gates blasted critics who claimed that the new operating system is a bloated pile of disjointed code that incorporates out-of-date elements, some of which are nearly two decades old. Said Gates, "I plugged a 600# blue-fin with this puppy using a 4-band blue-water rig that I made myself out of teak and f****d him up so bad I didn't even need the float". Microsoft technical staff were unable to expound on Gates' somewhat cryptic rejoinder.
 
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Shadowkiller

Shadowkiller

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Posted on behalf of OceanSwimmer

Cynth came up with the idea..

I'm just the innocent boy led astray by the evil older woman...:D
 

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OceanSwimmer

OceanSwimmer

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....Got Wood?....

Originally posted by Shadowkiller
Viagra. Check!
Buttplug. Check!!
......I'm just the innocent boy led astray by the evil older woman...


....Yes, Shadow !!!
There's something to be said about having persuasive abilities that reach halfway 'round the globe!
rofl
 
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Hamrrhed

Blue Water Wanna Be
Mar 27, 2001
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....A mans' best friend's......
 
Sharky

Sharky

Deeper Blue Beer Taster
Oct 19, 2002
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"Stiff upper tip old gal" said the preacher to the free diver:D
 
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DiverD

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...oh, and by the way, Buddy, that is definately not what I had in mind when I said this was going to be a hard dive!

edit: going to b(a) a
 
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shaneshac

shaneshac

FIN TRASHER
Oct 8, 2002
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Has someone erased my post???????
 
icarus pacific

icarus pacific

Human-in-training
Nov 7, 2001
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Don't think so... give it another go.
If I pull a post, I usually give the author a call...
 
shaneshac

shaneshac

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Yes it has definitely dissapeared. I actually posted it before Shadowkiller Buttplug post.
 
Jon

Jon

Dairyland diver
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Put the "spring in your shaft" with the little blue pill.

Jon
 
OceanSwimmer

OceanSwimmer

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Originally posted by shaneshac
Yes it has definitely dissapeared. I actually posted it before Shadowkiller Buttplug post.

---Well then, let's see it, Shaca! We're all curious :eek:
 
shaneshac

shaneshac

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Its too big, I might frighten you!!!!
 
Shadowkiller

Shadowkiller

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Originally posted by shaneshac
Its too big, I might frighten you!!!!

thats what you say to all the girls. :D ;)
 
OceanSwimmer

OceanSwimmer

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Or I might... rofl rofl rofl Die Laughing!
 
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shaneshac

shaneshac

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They don't call me tripod for nothing ;)
 
loopy

loopy

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Are you guys still talking about butt plugs? :mute
 
shaneshac

shaneshac

FIN TRASHER
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easy there lad.

No, the current debate is about the size of my IQ and how it relates to this Contest!!!!!
 
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