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November Contest!

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Rossie O'Donnel date pack.

Three blues just to get it up and a spear tip to harpoon the (blank) afterwards......or yourself!
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Intel unveils technological innovations that will allow Microsoft's new "Longhorn" operating system to perform briskly, even on servers approaching obsolescence. Microsoft's Bill Gates blasted critics who claimed that the new operating system is a bloated pile of disjointed code that incorporates out-of-date elements, some of which are nearly two decades old. Said Gates, "I plugged a 600# blue-fin with this puppy using a 4-band blue-water rig that I made myself out of teak and f****d him up so bad I didn't even need the float". Microsoft technical staff were unable to expound on Gates' somewhat cryptic rejoinder.
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Posted on behalf of OceanSwimmer

Cynth came up with the idea..

I'm just the innocent boy led astray by the evil older woman...:D


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....Got Wood?....

Originally posted by Shadowkiller
Viagra. Check!
Buttplug. Check!!
......I'm just the innocent boy led astray by the evil older woman...

....Yes, Shadow !!!
There's something to be said about having persuasive abilities that reach halfway 'round the globe!
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"Stiff upper tip old gal" said the preacher to the free diver:D
...oh, and by the way, Buddy, that is definately not what I had in mind when I said this was going to be a hard dive!

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Yes it has definitely dissapeared. I actually posted it before Shadowkiller Buttplug post.
Put the "spring in your shaft" with the little blue pill.

Originally posted by shaneshac
Yes it has definitely dissapeared. I actually posted it before Shadowkiller Buttplug post.

---Well then, let's see it, Shaca! We're all curious :eek:
easy there lad.

No, the current debate is about the size of my IQ and how it relates to this Contest!!!!!
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