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October's Contest!!

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icarus pacific

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October's here and with it comes things like Halloween, the turning of the leaves, (or palms for you warmer types), and let's not forget that there is a contest for cryin' out loud!

Miss your chance to hang with those sods in Miami at the DEMA show? No prob, there are still laughs to be had without having to make like you enjoy the place and the company- just enter your funny caption to the photo below and if the DB Contest judges, ensconced in Utah, like your spiel you come away with a DB T shirt or mug to hold your bev. Forget the "trick or treat", this is a sure deal!

You win the end of the month you'll get a mail and it takes a while for the head cheese's, er, honchos to get to licking the postage, but don't despair- you win, it's alllll good! :cool:

Let the month begin!
 
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tuomo

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Sven marooned on an island.
'Gotta have someone to brag about the fish i didn't get'

I was the first one...

Tuomo
 
rigdvr

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This is the guy Sven was trying to shoot when he bent his shaft!!!!!
 
rigdvr

rigdvr

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....and this is your brain on abalone...
 
shaneshac

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Reminds me of a porn flick i once saw!!!!
 
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rigdvr

rigdvr

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Sven before his tv debut on "Extreme Makeovers"rofl


man... I knew this was gonna be a looong month. :hmm
 
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w3ac

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Aww man, that just ain't right. Trying to pass yourelf off as an abalone...you should be ashamed of yourself.

Brad
 
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shaneshac

shaneshac

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If this was "Pictionary" the answer would be: something witty, but classless.

Get it :D :D

Sorry but its late at night and minors should be sleeping.;)



Sultan's note: C'mon peoples... this is a family show. The judges are even kids. Thanks. the Management. :cool:
 
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iceselkie

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29 days later after being marooned, Sven and "Snorky" the abalone were still not talking to each other.
 
Shadowkiller

Shadowkiller

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"My brain hurts..."


"Low volume, my foot!"


"Abalone strikes out for new territory, forgets to bring water tanks..."
 
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Shadowkiller

Shadowkiller

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"good gawd, it ate Sven!"

"Picasso and Abalone, impressionist collage by Pablo Picasso..."
 
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Jon

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"It always took a beer, or two, to get Sven to come out of his shell".

Jon
 
Jon

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I guess this finally proves that you are what you eat.

Jon
 
Bill

Bill

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"Low volume, my foot!" is priceless.

The best I can come up with;

After decades of a man eating abalone, Sven reveals his worst nightmare, a
man-eating abalone.

or

In the game called cammoflage, the best defense is a good offense

Bill
 
Pekka

Pekka

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"just add water"

"It's a 'Masbalone!'" one of the results of new GM breeding at the abalone farm.
 
AltSaint

AltSaint

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My top 3:

1. The flavour of abalone is not to everyone's taste. With a little imagination though, it can be masked....

2. Nicolas Cage wasn't available for Face Off II, and his stand-in was difficult to prize out of his shell.

3. I don't lend my mask to anyone. I'm shellfish like that.
 
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OceanSwimmer

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Borrowed from the movie, 'Castaway'...

"Wilson....we've gotta make it off this island!
Stick with me, buddy!"
 
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loopy

loopy

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OK

Prepare yourself

This is gunna be bad

Ready?






America. The land of ab-urtunity.



You were warned :p
 
bdurrett

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With apologies to Darth

<breath noises> "Sven, I am your faaaaather!" </breath noises>

rofl

Bret
 
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