October's Contest!!

rigdvr

Not Available in Stores

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the next ex Mrs. Sven poses for her centerfold spread in "Triple X Ab's"

 

rigdvr

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<read at annoying informercial speed>
"And in only 5 minutes a day, you too can have great ab's like this...and if you act now we'll throw in this one of a kind, yellow lensed mask free of charge! This offer not available in stores so call now, operators are swimming by. Thats 1-800-aw-baloney"

 

shaneshac

FIN TRASHER

Oct 8, 2002

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rofl rofl rofl

Yeah but you need that guy with the pony tail doing the commercial.

 

bdurrett

Colorado Transplant

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Two Abalone walk into a bar....

One turns the the first cutey he sees and says:

"Hey Baby, take a gander at THESE abs! Yeah, right there through the mask. That bubbleblower was so small that.... well..... I ate him! and I'M LOVIN' IT!"

 

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defofthecrown

Morone saxatilis

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• Oct 10, 2003

• #25

Picasso's new North Coast mimetic face mask/hood.

 

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thin_air

Alphabet

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• Oct 12, 2003

• #26

Thats a pretty nice set of abs for someone who doesnt do situps, (reference this thread)

 

Adrian

Deeper Blue Beachcomber

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Man!!! I've never laughed so much You guys should all win!


At the beach one day:
"Mommy Mommy the rocks are talking to me!!! "Nonsense Junior, go find Uncle Sven, it's getting late."


Adrian

 

OceanSwimmer

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• Oct 12, 2003

• #28

Borrowed from July entry....

"When Abs have nightmares"

 

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OceanSwimmer

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• Oct 12, 2003

• #29

From the Miss Manners Files....

...giving new meaning to the phrase 'Putting one's Foot-In-Mouth'














Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. (1841 - 1935)
"We are all tattooed in our cradles with the beliefs of our tribe; the record may seem superficial, but it is indelible. You cannot educate a man wholly out of superstitious fears which were implanted in his imagination, no matter how utterly his reason may reject them."

 

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DiverD

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• #30

"...just shut up and hold this over your face,
the game warden will never know the difference!"

 

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Griff

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the really hardcore divers dont waste time with salaiva when it comes to keeping their masks fog-free. :martial

abby passed the retreival exam at obedience training :hmm

 

Sharky

Deeper Blue Beer Taster

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• Oct 16, 2003

• #32

"Now this never happened to Jim Carrey when he played the Mask"

 

hidiver1

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• #33

The Rock always presented problems with buoyancy control.

 

rigdvr

Not Available in Stores

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for you commercial buffs out there with a memory that spans the 80's...the original Oscar Mayer commercial...
"My abalogna has a first name; it's S-V-E-N-S.
My abologna has a second name; its D-A M-A-N.
Cause Sven Da'Man has a way
with A-B-O-L-O-G-N-A"

That was terriblerofl

 

Skindiver

100 % H2O

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sinus problems

Hi i'm new to diving. Perhaps someone out there can help me..

Sometimes after surfacing from a 30m dive i get this greenish stuff
in my mask.. and can someone tell me why i get this pain in my ears when i go below 3m ? .. What does equalising your mask mean..
Sorry if these are dumb questions.

Thanks

A. b. A- Lone.

 

Skindiver

100 % H2O

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breath - ups

I find that i get the best holds if i drink beer and bicarb and hyperventilate agressively for 20 minutes. My pb record is 12' 06" ...

 

Skindiver

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Please release me .. let me go..
For i dont love you anymore..
release me and let me love .. again..

 

OceanSwimmer

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• Oct 18, 2003

• #38

...inspiration!

pictured here we have a diver whose pb is 15 years!

 

Sharky

Deeper Blue Beer Taster

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Originally posted by Skindiver
Please release me .. let me go..
For i dont love you anymore..
release me and let me love .. again..

Click to expand...

This man really needs some help here!

 

Wishbone

Paragraph aquanaut

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Okay, since we started singing:
"pulled due to content"- Sven.

and

"If I could only grow a beard..."

 

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