Riddle Thread

[Groupermadness]

Why do dogs lick their bits?????





Because they can.............

 

[Groupermadness]

Whats the difference between Lego and Sex?????????







You dont Know?????????







Keep playing with the lego then......

 

[Poida]

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?




Because they don't have balls to scratch.

 

[Groupermadness]

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?**
Juan on Juan.

What is a Yankee?**
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?**
The position of the dirt bag.

 

[Groupermadness]

Define "Egghead:
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

What's the definition of eternity?
4 blondes at a 4-way stop intersection.

Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.

 

[LOLO]

one from the archives, what animal walks on 4 legs then two legs then three legs?







a man
when one is born they crawl, then walk then lean on a cane.

 

[Groupermadness]

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
Because Janet Reno is her real father.

 

[Donna]

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
Because Janet Reno is her real father.

rofl rofl rofl rofl

 

[Epsilon]

Here is a old Finnish riddle dating all the way back to the beginning of the 20th century:

What is the the difference between a woman and a towel?




You try to find dry spots from a towel and wet spots from a woman.

Finnish people, telling dirty riddles since 1908.

 

[marginatus]

A riddle about the riddler:

Where does epsilon's avatar come from??


My guess is: from the limit definition (math)... i'm i right??

Fernando

 

[island_sands]

Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?


Because he had nobody to cross with.

 

[crusty]

What did the Bar tender say when a hourse sat down at the bar


'' why the long face''

Crusty

 

[Groupermadness]

Why do farts smell............











so deaf people can benifit also..................

 

[SEDATE]

rofl rofl