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Whats the difference between Lego and Sex?????????







You dont Know?????????







Keep playing with the lego then......
 
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?




Because they don't have balls to scratch.
 
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?**
Juan on Juan.

What is a Yankee?**
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?**
The position of the dirt bag.
 
Define "Egghead:
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

What's the definition of eternity?
4 blondes at a 4-way stop intersection.

Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
 
one from the archives, what animal walks on 4 legs then two legs then three legs?







a man
when one is born they crawl, then walk then lean on a cane.
 
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
Because Janet Reno is her real father.
 
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Groupermadness said:
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
Because Janet Reno is her real father.
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rofl rofl rofl rofl
 
Here is a old Finnish riddle dating all the way back to the beginning of the 20th century:

What is the the difference between a woman and a towel?




You try to find dry spots from a towel and wet spots from a woman.

Finnish people, telling dirty riddles since 1908.
 
A riddle about the riddler:

Where does epsilon's avatar come from??


My guess is: from the limit definition (math)... i'm i right??

Fernando
 
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Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?


Because he had nobody to cross with.
 
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What did the Bar tender say when a hourse sat down at the bar


'' why the long face''

Crusty
 
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