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Ripping Off Freediving Songs...

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Griff

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Loopy, your skills have inspired me to give it a shot. this is to tracy chapman's fast car.

Fast Craft

You got a fast craft, I want a boat ride to a cool reef
Maybe we can feed an eel ,Maybe together we can get some crays
Any reef is better, shorediving there's much more to lose
Maybe we'll shoot something, But me myself I got nothing to prove

You got a fast craft, And I got a spot, its on the GPS
I been working on my hunting technique, Managed to get a cool tip from abri
We won't have to dive too far, just around the point and 2ks of sea
You and I can both shoot jobs, And finally do some realy deep diving

You see old iya my buddy's got a problem, He dives with the bottles thats the way it is
He says his lungs are too crap for breathhold, I say his spears are too thick, there as heavy as lead
So the coast guard came around and cuffed him, they'd had a report that he'd shot illeagal fish
I said somebody's got to take the place of him, So I gave you a call, thats what I did

You got a fast craft, but it wasnt fast enough cause we both got taxed
We gotta make a decision, We leave the reef or get the powehead

I remember we were diving, diving from your craft
the sea so deep that we both got narked
Coral reef lay out before us
And my gun felt nice, double wrap, short rubbers
And I had a feeling that I couldnt go wrong
And I had feeling I could feed someone, feed someone, feed someone

You got a fast craft, And we go cruising to discover new spots
You still ain't shot a job, And I know is because you shoot like a girl
I know things will get better, You'll find your aim and I'll get a doggie
We'll dive along the deep drop off, shoot a big fish and pay for the petrol

I remember we were diving, diving from your craft
the kingy so fat it looked like a reef shark
Coral reef lay out before us
And my gun felt nice, double wrap, short rubbers
And I had a feeling that I couldnt go wrong
And I had feeling I could feed someone, feed someone, feed someone

You got a fast craft, and i was real pissed when you forgot the plug
we stayed out diving late at the barge, See how quickly big motors glug
I'd always hoped for better, but the viz is still good and the wind is still light
I got no plans I ain't going nowhere, So well forget your fast craft and keep on diving

I remember we were diving, diving from your craft
the sea so flat where the boat had just sunk
Coral reef lay out before us
And my gun felt nice, double wrap, short rubbers
And I had a feeling that I couldnt go wrong
And I had feeling I would feed someone, feed someone, feed someone

You had a fast cat, but it aint so fast there 20m down
we've got to make a big swim now, leave the reef now or get taxed again

hopefully they get better from here on:duh

Mark
 
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loopy

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Hahaha yeah, good stuff :D Karma for you!!!
 
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mat

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Guys I promise that not all aussies are like this! hehe:D
 
samdive

samdive

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just found this thread.... I love it I love it..

I feel a few time wasting hours coming up
Sam
 
loopy

loopy

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Ooohhh, write a song about the bear! :D
Hmmm... maybe some AC/DC (To TNT...)

'Cause I'm the deepest bear,
I aint no lout,
The deepest bear,
I won't black out...

:D
 
samdive

samdive

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keep it coming loopy! you clearly have more talent than me...

the bear loves it
 
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Longfins

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The Deepest Bear Song

I think this works in a weird surrealist kinda way! :D :D

Deepest Bear
(sung to "Purple Rain" by Prince)

I never meant 2 cause u any sorrow
I never meant 2 cause u any pain
I only wanted 2 one time see u laughing
I only wanted 2 see u laughing with the Deepest Bear

Deepest Bear Deepest Bear
Deepest Bear Deepest Bear
Deepest Bear Deepest Bear

I only wanted 2 see u bathing with the Deepest Bear

I never wanted 2 be your weekend lover
I only wanted 2 be some kind of friend
Baby I could never steal u from another
It's such a shame our friendship had 2 end

Deepest Bear Deepest Bear
Deepest Bear Deepest Bear
Deepest Bear Deepest Bear

I only wanted 2 see u underneath with Deepest Bear

Honey I know, I know, I know times are changing
It's time we all reach out 4 something new
That means u 2
U say u want a leader
But u can't seem 2 make up your mind
I think u better close it
And let me guide u 2 the Deepest Bear

Deepest Bear Deepest Bear
Deepest Bear Deepest Bear

If you know what I'm singing about up here
C'mon raise your hand

Deepest Bear Deepest Bear

I only want 2 see u, only want 2 see u
with the Deepest Bear
 
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samdive

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cool! nice one
 
loopy

loopy

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Ahh dammit, I missed it... oh well, here's my attempt - you're english right Sam? How about some 'good ole fashion english music' :) To 'Wonderwall' by Oasis.... (sans bad language)

Cotton Ball
***********

Today is gunna be the day,
That I'm gunna break through 92,
By now, you should've seen how,
I tend to float like a mouldy shoe,
I don't believe that anybody,
Dives the way I do, when I go down

Backbeat, you watch my little feet,
And they never really seem to moove,
I'm sure, I'd hit the ocean floor,
But that'd interrupt my groove,
I don't believe that anybody,
Dives the way I do, when i go down

And all the threads that hold my limbs are winding,
And all the glue that seals my eyes is binding,
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you,
But I have no mouth

Because maybe,
You won't ever need to save me,
Cause after all,
I'm a cotton ball

Today was gunna be the day,
But I'll never try dive past you,
By now, you should've seen how,
I can swim like a mouldy shoe,
I don't believe that anybody,
Dives the way I do, when I go down

And all the threads that hold my limbs are winding,
And all the glue that seals my eyes is binding,
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you,
But I have no mouth

Because maybe,
You won't ever need to save me,
Cause after all,
I'm a cotton ball

Because maybe,
You won't ever need to save me,
Cause after all,
I'm a cotton ball

Because maybe,
You won't ever need to save me,
Won't ever need to save me,
Won't ever need to save me
 
loopy

loopy

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Errr... yeah, should be working but what are you gunna do? :D

To 'One Last Breath' by Creed (think that's the name of the song...

One More Breath
******************

Please watch now I'll try dynamic,
I'm breathing up and I think it's good,
It seems I found the best new warm up.
Then I start my routine,
I turn back when I reach concrete,
But I just need one more breath,
And with that I must say,
I must say

Oh my god,
I'm six feet from my best
And I'm blacking out...
Maybe six feet,
Is six too far

I'm losing sight now it's all over,
This is the part that I really hate,
I thought I had enough air in me,
Enough to go far
I blacked out: buddy save me,
I just need that one more breath,
And with that I must say,
I must say

Oh my god,
I'm six feet from my best
And I'm blacking out...
Maybe six feet,
Is six too far

Chlorine swallows me,
And I don't believe there's something left to breathe,
So please come save poor me,
'Cause I don't believe there's oxygen for me to breathe,
For me to breathe
For me to breathe

Just holding on,
I'm six feet from my best and blacking...
 
loopy

loopy

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Had a dream last night I was singing this for some reason... thought I better write it down :) To Good Charlottes 'Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous'



Lifestyles of the Slightly Hypoxic
****************************

You see em on the net,
That's where some of them met,
Freedivers who love to get wet.
All they do is hold their breath,
Looks like they're tempting death,
Thinking how, they better win this bet.

I'd like to see them try CB,
Breathing up while out to sea,
I don't think that they could thrive,
If they could spend a day or two,
Diving beneath the waves for 'hoo,
I think they'd come back with a smile,
They would smile

Lifestyles of the slightly hypoxic,
They're always anoxic,
Always anoxic.
If breathing is such a problem,
Well they got issues,
Someone should solve them

Well did you know when you're training you could end in strife,
Cause there's no point hitting 25 for life,
As long as you've got the cash to pay for carbons
And you know when you're swimming and you arch your back,
And the whole technique throws you right off track,
You could always just make a post on DB

I'd like to see them try CB,
Breathing up while out to sea,
I don't think that they could thrive,
If they could spend a day or two,
Diving beneath the waves for 'hoo,
I think they'd come back with a smile,
They would smile

Lifestyles of the slightly hypoxic,
They're always anoxic,
Always anoxic.
If breathing is such a problem,
Well they got issues,
Someone should solve them

Lifestyles of the slightly hypoxic,
They're always anoxic,
Always anoxic.
If breathing is such a problem,
Well they got issues,
Someone should solve them

Lifestyles of the slightly hypoxic,
We'll take your word you hit 8 just don't stop training

Lifestyles of the slightly hypoxic
Lifestyles of the slightly hypoxic
Lifestyles of the slightly hypoxic
 
BatRay

BatRay

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Oldie but a goodie

I've been threatening to do this for a while, so...

Free Dive - to Jefferson Airplane's "Free Ride"
********************

My mask is a Cressi
My fins Sporasubs
But I'm not quite sure how deep I can go
My buddy floats by
Gives me the okay
I breathe in deep, now it's time to dive so

Come on and take a free dive (free dive)
Come on suit up and feel alive
Come on and take a fr-ee di-ve

All over the sea floor
I see lots of fish
My mask is not fogging, my suit is quite warm
But any time now
My air will run out
So back up I go, but the surface is so far, yeah

Come on and take a free dive (free dive)
Come on suit up and feel alive
Come on and take a fr-ee di-ve

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Free dive!

Come on and take a free dive
Yeah yeah yeah yeah...

:D

That's more fun than it should be.
 
loopy

loopy

Deeper Blue Hypoxyphiliac
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rofl

Man that's the best - tried to karma but gotta spread it round.. you're on my IOU list ;)

Nice song!! :D
 
Amphibious

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:head Rach! not you too!

We lost another to the darkside......

Willer
 
bdurrett

bdurrett

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BWWWWAAAHHHAAHHAAHHAAH

Originally posted by Amphibious
:head Rach! not you too!

We lost another to the darkside......

Willer

You think that this is bad? You ought to see the Acronym Game thread. We are up to 30 pages of posts now!

The dark side RULES!

BWHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA :D

Bret
 
iceselkie

iceselkie

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OMG This is the best thread here!! WOW Loopy you are genius!
and i was thinking of REM's Try not to breathe lyrics.. or Song to the Siren by Cocteau Twins..
Here ya go..

thirrty- my rip of XtinaAg's "dirrty" (hope ya like it)


Move, I'm overdue
Gimme some room
I'm coming through
Paid my dues
In the mood
Me and my girls gonna shake the pool

Light is dimmin' (start the clock)
Hittin' thirty (that's my stop)
I need that, uh, to get me off
diving till my lungs go pop

It's explosive, eardrums are poppin' (oh)
Still diving, hell i ain't stoppin
Cable's dancin', air is a ration (oh)
No question, time for some action

Nitrogen's up (can you feel it)
'bout to erupt
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise

Wanna get deeper
Gonna get a little bit risky
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna hit thirty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Wetsuit grippin' my body
Waves getting just a little bit choppy
Wanna hit thirty
It's about time for my arrival
 
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