The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

[Medic of One]

The rules are simple. Just follow up with the next appropriate part. If you post the ugly, post the next good.

it goes a little something like this

Post 1:

Good: You just won a cruise

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Post 2:

Bad: The Cruise is sponsored by AARP

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Post 3:

Ugly: You just ran into your mother on the leto deck

Good: You got a promotion at work

 

[Oldsarge]

Bad: The position is in Baghdad.

 

[podge]

UGLY; And there’s no alcohol allowed

 

[Pastor]

GOOD: But Jessica Alba has been booked to share your room

 

[Pastor]

BAD: Chuck Norris is in the room next door and he fancies her

Sorry couldnt resist that one

 

[stuckinsurrey]

ugly - shes given him the key to the door and told him to come in for a night cap later

 

[podge]

Bad; It turns out that she snores louder than an express train.

 

[Pastor]

Good: The port hole is big enough to climb out of

 

[stuckinsurrey]

BAD ; you've dropped into the water and are now surrounded by double figure bass without your gun

 

[Huw]

UGLY...

Now a 200lb conger thinks that you look tasty.

 

[Dan Man]

GOOD: You hit puberty

 

[Pastor]

Good: Chuck Norris has jumped out of the porthole after you and the conger has attacked him instead

 

[stuckinsurrey]

BAD : The conger is not too keen on old chuck, hes tastes bitter.

 

[Huw]

UGLY

Chuck Norris now has no foot.

 

[podge]

Good; At least with only one foot he can’t swim after you.

 

[maytag]

BAD: 1 year later, a post to the DeeperBlue thread <<Objects Found While Freediving>> reads:
Golf balls
An old tire
3 Fins
Lots of lead weights
The remains of what turned out to be Norris' foot
Dozens of marine life skeletons as a result of local H2O contamination by new strain of bacteria Norrisporium.

 

[island_sands]

BAD:
the conger mistakes Chuck Norris's penis for a female conger
rofl

 

[island_sands]

bugger you beat me to it

UGLY:
The Norrisporium reached his genitals.

 

[jimdoe2you]

The Good:

Chuck Norris enjoyed it, is now dating the conger, and no longer chasing Jessica!

 

[podge]

The Bad
Jessica still snores and there’s still no Beer.:head