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The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
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The GOOD: The Captain seizes control of the cruise ship which is full of ladies who are much more amenable that either Sara or Batray have proven to be and sneaks off while he's still upright and breathing to find someone more his age. 
Good: Fortunately for the Cap'n His body is not the only thing that is recently-waxed. The first mate slips on the deck with the vicars manhood in hand
Bad
Upon slipping on the deck, the first mate let's go of the vicar's manhood and it goes flying into the air! All the ladies and the Sarge open their mouths in disbelief.
The manhood lands in one of the ladies mouth and starts to choke her... she is unable to tell the Sarge why she is choking... in order to explain herself, she graps her own throat with her fingers and makes up and down movements furiously... until she froths at the mouth rofl
The Sarge understands and immediately gets behind her to proceed with Heimlich....
Upon slipping on the deck, the first mate let's go of the vicar's manhood and it goes flying into the air! All the ladies and the Sarge open their mouths in disbelief.
The manhood lands in one of the ladies mouth and starts to choke her... she is unable to tell the Sarge why she is choking... in order to explain herself, she graps her own throat with her fingers and makes up and down movements furiously... until she froths at the mouth rofl
The Sarge understands and immediately gets behind her to proceed with Heimlich....
UGLY: During Sarges lively heimlich-ing, the Vicars manhood pops out of the ladies mouth but Sarges manhood pops in, the two of them become stuck like rutting pigs...........
Good
Rutting pig or not, the Sarge seems quite happy with this unfortunate state.:t
However the first mate (who is a little light on the loafers) has now regained his footing on the slippery deck and is making his way towards the stuck Sarge with that same smile on his face.
Rutting pig or not, the Sarge seems quite happy with this unfortunate state.:t
However the first mate (who is a little light on the loafers) has now regained his footing on the slippery deck and is making his way towards the stuck Sarge with that same smile on his face.
BAD:
The loafers worn by the first mate are not Andark. He slips again and slides off the deck, and catches his left butt cheek on a railing.. he is hanging off by the skin of his....
The loafers worn by the first mate are not Andark. He slips again and slides off the deck, and catches his left butt cheek on a railing.. he is hanging off by the skin of his....
Good:
Pastor is a faster swimmer than the Hasidic Mohel.
(good news for Pastor, that is)
Pastor is a faster swimmer than the Hasidic Mohel.
(good news for Pastor, that is)
