Tip of the day,

[speerolee]

Don't purchase 9mm socks in hope to keep your feet warm for winter dives.
There is not a foot pocket in this world that fits a size 9 with 9mm socks! !!!!

So pointless!

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[spearo Clark]

Do not clean a loaded speargun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brazil police: Woman survives after husband accidentally shoots her in mouth with harpoon - CBS News

 

[speerolee]

When u see 3 massive 8lb+ bass from the surface, remember to take a breath before removing your snorkel and diving down. Ey Alan

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[scrumpy]

Wish you had posted that last night mate!!!!!!! 2 nice bass 5lb+ one minute they're cruising past, the next bollocks!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[denian]

Have a check list. Double check it EVERY time you go!

 

[misterlizard]

When u see 3 massive 8lb+ bass from the surface, remember to take a breath before removing your snorkel and diving down. Ey Alan

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Along the same lines, don't blast-clear your snorkel when 10m down, forgetting that you really ought to be on the surface before blowing all your air out :duh

 

[Spiderman]

If a bottle of hair conditioner you find in the bathroom contains any kind of vitamin, essential mineral or rare plant don't use it to lubricate your wetsuit.

 

[speerolee]

Never try on a dry open cell suit when home alone

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[speerolee]

When you 'stab' rather than shoot a flatfish, do not remove it from spear whilst gun still loaded and pointing up under your chin!!!!! Gotta love my idiot brother.

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[Highlander]

When you 'stab' rather than shoot a flatfish, do not remove it from spear whilst gun still loaded and pointing up under your chin!!!!! Gotta love my idiot brother.

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Feck, hope nothing happened.

 

[Highlander]

Remember to empty your bowels before you attempt a night dive.
Don't eat chilli or spicy food the day before a dive.

With the above in mind; & if possible, a small bottle of lube/conditioner attached to your float would probably be handy if you do not heed my warnings/tips.