August's Caption Contest!!

[podge]

Come on then poke yer head out just once, I dare you :martial

 

[Lockedin]

The Codpiece makes a fashionable return

 

[BatRay]

Those DIR people are always eliminating extra gear.

 

[Dan Man]

Do you spit or swallow?

 

[stuckinsurrey]

hey hey hey, I'm not that kinda guy, we hardly know each other yet....

 

[sinkweight]

A freediver Briss?

I guess all you've got to do next is find a rabbi who can either perform the cermony before contractions set in, or before the sharks get the scent of blood.

 

[roy_nexus_6]

This is called: "spearfishing" ?

Or the alternative:

"When do you change your rubbers? "

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[ame="http://forums.deeperblue.net/showthread.php?p=606431#post606431"]When do you change your rubbers? 20mm vs. 16mm[/ame]

 

[BatRay]

This is certainly a colorful situation.

 

[Shadowkiller]

Im sure Sven's kids (aka THE JUDGES) will have a ball asking Dad questions about this thread..:naughty

 

[icarus pacific]

Indeed. I'm already fingering out how the terms "blow" and "spits n' swallows" can be made wholesome. And I'm already sorry I mentioned those... :head

 

[DeepThought]

Muzzle guzzle

 

[BatRay]

The 'pissette' industry has chosen a new camouflage for their product, shown here by the lovely model.

 

[Oldsarge]

Sven, given the age of your kids? As if they don't already know!

 

[Adrian]

The Diver: "Boy, I wish this water was colder!"

 

[Mr. X]

Fish: "Tastes like chicken...this cock is fowl".

 

[Mr. X]

...Or

Fish: "Is that a conger eel in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?"

 

[Griff]

the aussie flopper: unconventional, but effective in securing your catch.



batray, your bubble job is a classic! i'm going to use it a thousand times!

 

[BatRay]

Mastication - it's an ugly reality.

 

[Marwan]

Imagine that austin powers is the diver
ooh behave baby purrrrrrrr

 

[Marwan]

The underwater equivalent of a german sheperd humping your leg