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August's Caption Contest!!

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Come on then poke yer head out just once, I dare you :martial
 
Those DIR people are always eliminating extra gear.
 
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A freediver Briss?

I guess all you've got to do next is find a rabbi who can either perform the cermony before contractions set in, or before the sharks get the scent of blood.
 
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This is called: "spearfishing" ?

Or the alternative:

"When do you change your rubbers? "

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[ame="http://forums.deeperblue.net/showthread.php?p=606431#post606431"]When do you change your rubbers? 20mm vs. 16mm[/ame]
 
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This is certainly a colorful situation.
 
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Im sure Sven's kids (aka THE JUDGES) will have a ball asking Dad questions about this thread..:naughty
 
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Indeed. I'm already fingering out how the terms "blow" and "spits n' swallows" can be made wholesome. And I'm already sorry I mentioned those... :head
 
The 'pissette' industry has chosen a new camouflage for their product, shown here by the lovely model.
 
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Sven, given the age of your kids? As if they don't already know!
 
The Diver: "Boy, I wish this water was colder!"
 
Fish: "Tastes like chicken...this cock is fowl".
 
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...Or

Fish: "Is that a conger eel in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?"
 
the aussie flopper: unconventional, but effective in securing your catch.



batray, your bubble job is a classic! i'm going to use it a thousand times!
 
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Imagine that austin powers is the diver
ooh behave baby purrrrrrrr
 
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