bat rays

[Amphibious]

Hey! don;t be hitting on my Woman!

BatRay and I are engauged!!! thought this was commom knowledge? I'm saving up for her Wedding Mumu, and already have the 70's chevy van parked down by the river (for our honeymoon). we're just trying to decid what to have besides franks and beans at the reception, after the shotgun wedding

 

[matrixed82]

we're just trying to decid what to have besides franks and beans at the reception, after the shotgun wedding

How about one of dem fancy cakes.
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[Roan]

Cut em up and cook em like scallops. Some use a cookie-cutter like device to cut the meat into scallop shapes.
You've probably ate Batray in an asian restaraunt thinking they were scallops! hehehe

 

[podge]

True, but it's also the only one mentioned so far.

Anyone else?

How about a hour or two in a cold sea with viz that you would need to cut with your knife followed by a rub down with a dead fish?

Amphibious how about McDonalds always a firm favorite

 

[Oldsarge]

True, but it's also the only one mentioned so far.

Anyone else?

A serenade beneath the window from The Magic Flute, say "Che cosa d'amore", a glass of Amoretto on the rocks, vanilla scented candles and an orchid?

 

[spaghetti]

In my country we stay off of bat rays: if you just happen to touch any, her brothers will force you to marry her...

 

[BatRay]

How about one of dem fancy cakes.
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Say that's not a bad idea, except we'll probably serve it on newspaper. What do you think, sugar-pie?

 

[Amphibious]

Think that's a fine Idea, Honey Bunny!

I'll just sell a few more of these here Squirl pelts and we can splurge on a 50pack of Plastic Forks!

 

[BatRay]

Looks like plenty of batray recipe ideas - batray with champagne, Amoretto, franks and beans, dead fish, and/or little cakes - who knew?

Oh and the forks sound lovely, dearest - just make sure they're the sturdy kind.

 

[island_sands]

I think Spaniard's approach is more likely to be successful than any other.

mmmm me too. Rachel dont worry about Amphibious though. If he leaves you he will always still be your brother rofl rofl

 

[Shadowkiller]

True, but it's also the only one mentioned so far.

Anyone else?

I was just going to hug ya and yell: "Brace yourself darling"...

 

[island_sands]

I was just going to hug ya and yell: "Brace yourself darling"...

Shadowkiller?

should be PASSIONkiller rofl rofl

 

[Oldsarge]

Hmmm, the Neanderthal approach has never worked for me. Must be too old or something. Certainly it's not because I'm too pretty!!!!

 

[podge]

What do you expect from a man from the colonies?
You won’t find us English boys so forward.

Only a joke shadowkiller should hate for you to creep up behind me!!!

 

[BatRay]

Indeed podge, especially if he crept up behind you and hugs you and yells

"Brace yourself darling!: rofl:rofl:

 

[podge]

Indeed podge, especially if he crept up behind you and hugs you and yells

"Brace yourself darling!: rofl:rofl:

He’d have to render me unconscious with his dijeredo first,
And I’m pretty sure that Mrs Podge would have something to say about it as well.
Having said that I have heard all sorts of things about these Australian chaps?rofl

 

[island_sands]

He’d have to render me unconscious with his dijeredo first,
And I’m pretty sure that Mrs Podge would have something to say about it as well.
Having said that I have heard all sorts of things about these Australian chaps?rofl

i nearly passed out from a rendering from a didgeridoo once as well rofl rofl
never been the same since

:naughty

 

[podge]

i nearly passed out from a rendering from a didgeridoo once as well rofl rofl
never been the same since

:naughty

Island_sands
From what I’ve seen on these forums I can’t believe that you can be anything other than perfect.

 

[Shadowkiller]

Podge: Im actually German... but the Dijeredoo analogy works for me!

Whats wrong with my line? Surely its better than normal foreplay... you know, 3hrs of begging.. :hmm

 

[Oldsarge]

It's never taken me three hours . . . for the begging part, that is.