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Longfins

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The Deep Yellow swirls
As I flush the john she said,
"Go and see, my love."

:D
 
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Adrian

Adrian

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Oh yes there is time!
All two minutes for a peek,
It seems so long now.


Adrian
 
deepestbear

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Thanks for entering guys, I might put some of these on my own site. If you DON'T want me to do that can you let me know.
thanks
DB
 
Stephan Whelan

Stephan Whelan

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And welcome to our smallest member who shares our initials...

Deepest Bear!
 
Amphibious

Amphibious

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Squirt Squirt Slipery,
Squirm and wiggle my way in,
Damn this wetsuit - tight!

:D
 
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gitano

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dinner

This one is about getting it on the plate.

My Italian wife
she cooks all things so devine
but I killed the fish!

Ther is some cave man action for ya:D
 
Jon

Jon

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TRAINING

Statics on the couch

My wife thinks I am crazy

Yells for me to breath
 
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AltSaint

AltSaint

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strange looks from people
who say that too long breath holds
leave you with strange looks
 
Adrian

Adrian

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Float on the surface,
Feel the sunlight warm your back.
Drift with deep, deep eyes.


Inhale, you're so full,
Exhale and you feel relaxed.
Where did the breath go?


Adrian
 
Jon

Jon

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TRAINING cont.

Statics on the floor

Drifting in my zen like state

Till dog licks my mouth:yack
 
loopy

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rofl Nice one Jon :)

Floating in the bowl,
Statics in the toilet rule,
Until I get flushed

Down the pipe I fly,
A twisting and a turning,
There's my old goldfish!

Out in the open,
The pipe enters in the sea,
Hey, is that LA?

:D
 
BatRay

BatRay

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Ahh, a nice static

A person walks in, looks scared

"You're killing brain cells"
 
Jon

Jon

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Packing and Stretching

some hyperventilation

I sambed again :(

;)
 
Jon

Jon

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FREEDIVING IN WISCONSIN

Decending in green

No up or down can I feel

Only the stillness
 
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