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Oh yes there is time!
All two minutes for a peek,
It seems so long now.

Thanks for entering guys, I might put some of these on my own site. If you DON'T want me to do that can you let me know.
Squirt Squirt Slipery,
Squirm and wiggle my way in,
Damn this wetsuit - tight!


This one is about getting it on the plate.

My Italian wife
she cooks all things so devine
but I killed the fish!

Ther is some cave man action for ya:D

Statics on the couch

My wife thinks I am crazy

Yells for me to breath
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strange looks from people
who say that too long breath holds
leave you with strange looks
Float on the surface,
Feel the sunlight warm your back.
Drift with deep, deep eyes.

Inhale, you're so full,
Exhale and you feel relaxed.
Where did the breath go?

rofl Nice one Jon :)

Floating in the bowl,
Statics in the toilet rule,
Until I get flushed

Down the pipe I fly,
A twisting and a turning,
There's my old goldfish!

Out in the open,
The pipe enters in the sea,
Hey, is that LA?

Ahh, a nice static

A person walks in, looks scared

"You're killing brain cells"
Packing and Stretching

some hyperventilation

I sambed again :(


Decending in green

No up or down can I feel

Only the stillness
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