Job Hunt

[sinkweight]

Stingray porn? Oh, dear.

I can hear the dialogue after the opening credits now...

*Scene: Island Sands scubas through beaded curtain, then approaches a stingray buried in the sand*

Sands: "Hi, my names Sandy...Sandy Bottom"

Stingray: "Hey there, Sandy...I see you've got a clipboard and a camera...re'you...lookin' for somethin?"

Sands: "Yes. I'm here on a scientific mission to inspect sea cucumbers."

Stingray: "I know just the spot. Why don't you make yourself comfortable on my water bed."

*The stingray shakes off the sand, revealing a handlebar mustache, gold medalion, and a blatant tanline from men's bikini briefs.

A smutty wah-wah guitar starts hacking out background mood music: chukka-chukka-whakka-chukka-chukka-chukka-whakka-chukka...*

 

[sinkweight]

Jeez, that'd be a good flick. I think your job hunt's over, Sands.

Providing your hubby's ok with it.

 

[island_sands]

Sands: "Yes. I'm here on a scientific mission to inspect sea cucumbers."


*The stingray shakes off the sand, revealing a handlebar mustache, gold medalion, and a blatant tanline from men's bikini briefs.

A smutty wah-wah guitar starts hacking out background mood music: chukka-chukka-whakka-chukka-chukka-chukka-whakka-chukka...*

rofl rofl hahaha yeah the way i used to play around with the stingrays.. the customers used to video it and come up from the water saying

"dam girl.. that shot i took needs to be pg-rated"

all in good fun

 

[Freediver81]

Stingray porn? Oh, dear.

I can hear the dialogue after the opening credits now...

*Scene: Island Sands scubas through beaded curtain, then approaches a stingray buried in the sand*

Sands: "Hi, my names Sandy...Sandy Bottom"

Stingray: "Hey there, Sandy...I see you've got a clipboard and a camera...re'you...lookin' for somethin?"

Sands: "Yes. I'm here on a scientific mission to inspect sea cucumbers."

Stingray: "I know just the spot. Why don't you make yourself comfortable on my water bed."

*The stingray shakes off the sand, revealing a handlebar mustache, gold medalion, and a blatant tanline from men's bikini briefs.

A smutty wah-wah guitar starts hacking out background mood music: chukka-chukka-whakka-chukka-chukka-chukka-whakka-chukka...*

Sinky!!!!

YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Said

Sarah, thats a very big touche for Sinky!!!

 

[sinkweight]

I think MY job hunt's over.

I'm going into the aquatic smut industry!

 

[Oldsarge]

Big white blob? I resemble that remark!

Sara, I know that there is this stupid fashion running around that women should look like 12-year-old boys but men don't buy it, least of all Gavin! The best female abdominals around are on belly dancers. You don't see any six-pack on them, do yah?

 

[drunkinbda]

nice try guys.... the only time i'll ever post a picture of me in a bikini is when my abs look like Mandy-Rae's... which will probably be never rofl rofl

ahh..mandy-rae..

anyway..snapping out of my day dream...sands..so how much excercising where you doin for that nelly button ring pic.. that was looking good too..(yes sometimes i check out all the old threads that i wasnt around for)..haha..must have been part of why the stingray's love ya so much. although that one in the pic looks like a hell of a big one. i know what ya mean about 2 months without excercise though...i swear i work out just before the lifeguard test at hte beginning of summer, do a lil during the su mmer..and then i dont touch my runnin shoes or pool for the whole winter. i gotta start gettin back into that like i used to!! lets all start a running club....


oh yeah..since this is the job hunt thread.. you guys gotta help me out..
the Q is..which job should i go for...
k.. im 25.. been lifeguarding for the last 9 summers. Got one year of college left. Should i go and get an office job to get the experience in the IT industry on my resume... but start out as a new person with no perks...or should i go ahead and lifeguard one last season..where i am the seniorist and get lots of perks??? i know i kinda put a lil bias into that..but what do you think?? im sure i know what one of you will say.. but which should i do for this summer?

 

[Oldsarge]

Oh jeez! Twenty-five and trying to start a "career"? Talk about a reasonable definition of purgatory! Been there and it sucks. Every damned employer on the planet wants a 21-year-old new hire with 20 years of experience. If you are serious about trying to break into IT and have a chance at desk-hockeying this summer, grab it! You can always lifeguard for the visual perks on weekends. Yeah, I know, most folk on the beach are oldandfat . . . includes me. But the occasional Island Sands/Alison lookalike makes it all worth it.

 

[sinkweight]

But the occasional Island Sands/Alison lookalike makes it all worth it.

I can laugh at that now, but...

It seems like it took a year for me to piece together what Sands looks like. The first time that I tried, I clicked on the current avatar of her underwater with gear. All I got for the profile picture was another picture, slightly more detailed, of her underwater in her gear.

After a while, she got the gumption to write an article, showing her lovely, beaming face for her bio picture. After a while in the Bat Cave, and by using the Bat Computer, I deducted that they (Island Sands and Sarah) were one in the same. Shortly after, I dunno if it was from my constantly making fun of her scuba avatar/scuba profile pic, but she finally put the current stingray picture up for her profile pic.

I sent her a jaunting message that she should put up more pictures, hoping that she had a complete picture of herself in her environment (Beautiful Maldives at the time). I wanted to see whom I'd been poking fun at for the last couple of months. You know?

She then retorted with the suggestion that I check out her slideshow, in the esteemed Deeperblue gallery. And just as I guessed; A gorgeous array of pictures, but alas, more pictures of her in scuba and rebreathing gear. Since then, I've pieced together a type of collage-frankenstien picture of Sands. It's probably not exact, but I can definitely say that I'd be able to point her out in a police lineup. Let's hope I never need to.

I just might though; She just won't stop consorting with those randy stingrays.

Now, as for Alison, I have NO idea what she looks like. I just make believe that's her in her Avatar, by the water. And I keep on thinking. She should really put on some SPF lotion.

 

[island_sands]

hey take Old Sarge's advice... don't leave it too long.. get it there with a career, get some money together etc and then do what i did... when you're around 30 and have it all... dump it all put your money in a property or bank and go for it... lifeguard/dive where you want.. travel.. you can always go back to the "real world" later on...
but get some experience on your CV and some solid background i.e. pen pushing/keyboard tappin' time..

 

[island_sands]

It's probably not exact, but I can definitely say that I'd be able to point her out in a police lineup. Let's hope I never need to.

I just might though; She just won't stop consorting with those randy stingrays.

Now, as for Alison, I have NO idea what she looks like. I just make believe that's her in her Avatar, by the water. And I keep on thinking. She should really put on some SPF lotion.

lol!!!!! a police line-up?? umm when did i last pay my tax :hmm

now.... you need to do some searching because there IS a picture of Alison in a bikini somewhere in the forum... also there is a post called "let's know each other" or something to that effect...
rofl

 

[sinkweight]

wait a minute. Is that you or Alison in that picture. WHAT'S WITH COVERING UP YOUR FACES?!

You girls are have the most elusive pictures. ha ha ha. Are y'all double-agents or something?

 

[sinkweight]

hey, somebody meet me in the chat room.

 

[drunkinbda]

yay for me... sands' 1000th post was to me!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah..i have no idea what she looks like..ive checked the pics all over hte place..and all i can say is blonde and fit

well..i was kinda hopin all you water nuts would be in support of the guarding..since you are only young once so enjoy it while you can...lol...plus i wanna go to miami in june.. wink wink sink. oh well.. ill put my resume in anyway and even see if it is possible..since i know it is very late to be applying for summer jobs..i assume the are takin now..but ill send it in and see what comes up!!! i guess im better off listening to the wise responsible peeps here than my younger, drunk LG friends back here..

 

[drunkinbda]

k..gimme a sec

 

[island_sands]

wait a minute. Is that you or Alison in that picture. WHAT'S WITH COVERING UP YOUR FACES?!

You girls are have the most elusive pictures. ha ha ha. Are y'all double-agents or something?

hahaha that's me../.

hey drunky i didn't realise that was my 1000th post! together with some "words of wisdom" rofl rofl

 

[sinkweight]

hey drunky i didn't realise that was my 1000th post! together with some "words of wisdom"

HA HA HA. That's like the time I did my first solo flight, landing in my airplane. I was so nervous that my gum actually stuck to my tongue. My transponder was malfunctioning. There was a heavy crosswind makin' my Cessna 172 tiptoe like a dainty ballerina down the centerline. I had a KingAir 300 ridin' my ass down the final, and a beginner student accidentally crossing mid runway.

When planted'er on the tarmac and climbed out of the sauna-like cabin. I was happy that I had a successul solo, but was so little dazed at how bewildering and haphazard the whole overanticipated deal was, that I didn't really remember it until months later.

 

[Alison]

Yes there are some pics of me in the "letsknow each other " thread in the beach bar
Thing is: Which one of you is this??

 

[sinkweight]

you need to do some searching because there IS a picture of Alison in a bikini somewhere in the forum... also there is a post called "let's know each other" or something to that effect...

That would make me a stalker, wouldn't it. Are you trying to get ME in a police line-up, Sands?

If Alison wants to be a doll and put her picture up somewheres, I'd make her a picture, or an Avatar of something she fancies.

I don't wanna be a creep and root through backlogs for the next year and a half, you know. I mean, I've got stupid things to post, and so little time to pretend like I'm working at my cubical.

 

[island_sands]

Yes there are some pics of me in the "letsknow each other " thread in the beach bar
Thing is: Which one of you is this??

jeez i can give you one clue..
rofl rofl rofl
too funny!!!