September Contest!!

[thin_air]

"Aha, I knew those werent real"

"I've heard of manatees getting hit by boat props, but seals getting hit by fins?"

"Fins are alright, just as long as its not the weight belt i gotta go get"

And this poor seal pup mistook this anonymous diver for his mother.

Mom's never gonna believe this story.

Where's the creamy filling?

 

[Sharky]

"Can't get much of a tune out of this dam thing"

 

[Pezman]

And you thought freshly speared fish was tasty!

Sven deftly flips a sizzling, recently-speared penniped using an old fin so as not to ruin the Teflon coating of his trusty old Wok.

 

[efattah]

This one will only make sense if you've seen the italian motto of Esclapez:

'J.B. Esclapez, campione dello foca'



Eric Fattah
BC, Canada

 

[efattah]

"He looked at Shylo the harbour seal and asked her, 'can I go up for air now?' Shylo bit on his fin, held tightly, and said, 'no'. "

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"Shylo the harbour seal returned to her companions up north and told them not to bother with a southerly migration, because the kelp down south is gray, hard, tasteless, and with a mind of its own."

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"Shylo the harbour seal had read laminar's article on 'teaching your sweetie.' She followed every rule, and when it all failed, she finally resorted to biting her sweetie's feet in order to force him to comply."

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"The other seals looked from afar, giggling and shouting in unison, DROWN HIM! DROWN HIM!"

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"The harbour seal, phoca vitulina, having hunted man to near extinction, began to show some mercy for this endangered species. In particular, the seals seem to have created a rule about the minimum size specimen which can be taken, with the size of the specimen determined by the length of the fins..."

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Eric Fattah
BC, Canada

 

[Shadowkiller]

"Throw the ball... throw the ball... why won't you throw the ball?!?"

"oooh I caught a Merman!"

 

[OceanSwimmer]

rofl rofl rofl ....these entries are amazing! I think apnea causes the imagination to soar; always a good thing!
----C'mon, Shylo!

 

[jensen]

boot leg cover "love bites by deaf leopard seals"

Sorry guys but (THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE)



Joe

 

[shaneshac]

This pic should in a "Last image before death" gallery.

The Seal of fate!!!

 

[rigdvr]

*in the voice of Steve Irwin Crocodile Hunter*

ISN'T SHE A BEAUT!!! SHE'S GOT BABIE'S!!! GET ME A FIN TERRY....I'M GONNA POKE AT HER. WOAH, ONE BITE FROM HER AND IT'S ALL OVER, BUT I'M IN NO REAL DANGER......

 

[icarus pacific]

rofl

 

[ShizelP]

"Man, this atkins diet sure is tough!"



Oh well, I tried

 

[Niko]

Finelicious

marketing in the underwater realms:

"Esclapez...crunchy on the oustide soft on the inside sealadelicious!"

Warning from the shark surgeon general:
If not a great white, munch on Esclapez with moderation.

 

[shaneshac]

A new apnea category:

Punt the pinniped. (Although this one wasn't too keen on the idea)

 

[rigdvr]

...and this little piggy went WEE, WEE, WEE, all the way home.

 

[rigdvr]

...hmm..tastes, like chicken...

"less filling!"
"taste great!"

 

[shaneshac]

The shape of things to come.

After we have shafted (literally HEHE) the entire fish population the pinnipeds will need to find another source of protein.

Big fat juicy spearo!!!!MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

 

[Jon]

"Where's the beef?"

Jon

 

[unirdna]

Out of respect for the family and friends of this unfortunate young man (http://forums.deeperblue.net/showthread.php?threadid=38136), I've opted to remove my post.

Ted

 

[shaneshac]

This could be the picture to follow the original Seal picture.

In a Scarface voice " You mess with my fins , you mess with my family. Say hallo to ma lil freind White pointer"