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September Contest!!

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After much debate in the seal community Sven passed the acceptance ceremony which was:

"Sealed with a kiss."

I know that was bad, but will you guys let me stay on the forum?


A Picture is worth.....

A DB T-Shirt?



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...Hah! And they all thought I was crazy for teaching Mr. Wiskars how to fetch my fins... Now look at him!... Come on boy, 'ata boy, come on Mr. Wiskars...


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Stinky Cheese Feet!

Here are a couple more for your enjoyment!



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I Taut I Thaw a Puddy Tat!

Or, in this case, a fish!


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"Do you really think this is going to work, Sven? ...and again... how many points did you say you got for spearing this big White something or other?"

Anderson (snow bunny no-longer :D)
As Sven readies himself for his World Record CB dive, he glances at his new secret weapon: the "Black Esclapez Pinniped Fin".

"It's like a mono - only better!" - Sven
Rock a bye Salty on a fin strap
'Nother big bite and surely it'll snap
dive gear check-list

*super-low volume framless mask,
*extra-dry, zero drag carbon-fiber snorkle,
*custom made 4.3 medium density adamantium-lined/ open cell wetsuit specially ordered from turkmenestien,
*esclapez fins
*riffe MT#1 w/ floater wings and enclosed track
*suunto D3 (neoprene strap)

and... oh yeah.. harbour seal to retreive gut-shot vermillion rock fish that break off the $100 slip-tip.

(don't forget to rinse and feed your gear)
Esclapez meets with the seal of approval!

....About to be chased by a cruel group of divers who were both faster and more socially popular than Sven, his friend Jenny the harbour seal was seen giving him a push while saying "Swim Forrest, Swim!"
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Originally posted by DaKahuna
....About to be chased by a cruel group of divers who were both faster and more socially popular than Sven, his friend Jenny the harbour seal was seen giving him a push while saying "Swim Forrest, Swim!"

rofl rofl rofl
Arnold and Vince sweep!

Yep, and he's not going to get it this time. You either! :t

Actually, Eric Fattah brought home the fourth, Mike (Rigdvr) took third with the perennial steve Irwin blast, Brett, (Bdurrett) with the foot odor shot and DiverD (loved the bent shaft entry) tied for second leaving the winner to be........... THIN AIR!! :king Nice going Vince! I too know when they're not real; but their allll good!

Send me a mail telling me where the Feds have you stashed and I'll get Stephan to lob you a shirt (size?) or a mug.

I'll tell you all that this was the toughest one so far according to the judges. I know that we all want to win and sport some smooth DB gear so take a stroll over to Ocober's contest and give it your best go.

Congrats Vince and big ups to all entrants.
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