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Sven's Caption Contest!!

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The Spearo's Motto

"Its not the size your gun that counts...its what you do with it!"


The environmentalist couldn't just stand there and watch him slaughter the seagulls. if only there was a way to distract him...

and, at a push.

"damn, where's the rest of my baywatch float?"
does anyone know how to get hold of last year's winning entry?
Prince Charming knew he only had until midnight to find the owner of the missing garment so he resolutely dashed from beach blanket to beach blanket searching for the matching bottom...and top.
Prince Charming knew he only had until midnight to find the owner of the missing garment so he resolutely dashed from beach blanket to beach blanket searching for the matching bottom...and top.

The curator of the wax museum was thoroughly enjoying setting up the Mae West exhibit.

You CAN feel good while feeling blue...

The winning entry in the Clean-Up-The-Beach found object contest.

Angry spearos complained to the editor that the blue rags ruined the "Spear of the Month"centerspread photo.Two picketed the editorial office carrying signs and wearing red Speedos.
It could happen to anyone...

"...Things got REALLY interesting when Sven whipped out his gun, unfortunately it misfired shortly after she whipped out her guns..."

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Ahh, the film doesn't lie Sven...

'I've had many bad days. When the sea doesn't want you...'

'It's never the sea! The swimming pool, my speargun, that braless actress...'


Thank You Sven!

Voit Speargun: $40.00

Old Dive Watch: $15.00

Blue Satin Bra: $55.00

Matching Panties (not shown): $45.00

Reading the replies to this post: Priceless. (Lynn gets my vote as the funniest so far. Brief, witty and hilarious!!)

My Feeble Attempt...
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Re: Advertisements:

Originally posted by Octo
(Lynn gets my vote as the funniest so far. Breif, witty and hilarious!!)

(To be read in a deep, barritone "God-speaking-from the-clouds" tone:)

Aaron, just come , uh, er, flat out and ask for her number !:inlove

Lynn was the funniest to me, and besides, I got little time to date, only time to flirt...you little glootimus mixemup boy you! I will send you a free Teste-Blue to clear up that noisy flopping floffie problem...

Hugs and Kisses,:yack
Following the light at the top of an ocean cave, Sven joyfully surfaces in a warm pool with a gorgeous near-miss...
"And some days the sea DOES want you!"

Caption Contest

"Sven realized that there was still alot of work to do on his custom underslung dual catapault gun":duh :D

As the light of day fades and the Sven tribe gathers around the campfire; the story of, "the one that got away" will doubtlessly be passed down from father to son for generations to come. And as the old man gazes into the fire, his eyes become misty with the knowledge of just how close he had been to "collecting" one of natures most majestic and wary creatures. Something very few men and no boys would be capable of.......
SVELTE SVEN SURVIVES (barely) another encounter with a 'real' woman.


P,S. That's from a one who had to look up the spelling of alliteration.
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