Could always go for a cold wet holiday in Norway 20 -30lb Cod Everywhere roflrofl
Sounds like my kind of holiday!
However . . .
I've been to Norway five times and I can confirm that it is indeed outrageously expensive - especially the booze (plus, the women are so universally beautifull that they make you feel as though you have a face deformity - the only cure for which, ironically, as we all know, is booze!)