January 2003 Caption Contest!!!

[fuzz]

With his fins not cutting it anymore, Sven downs some burritos & experiments with gas propulsion.

 

[Griff]

up for censorship?

this is all i could come up with :hmm . if its too much, then you can delete it :ban


gee thanks.

Mark

 

[Sharky]

Re: up for censorship?

Originally posted by Griff
this is all i could come up with :hmm . if its too much, then you can delete it :ban


gee thanks.

Mark

Must of been good, did not get to see it?

 

[icarus pacific]

uh...

nope.


sven

 

[DiverD]

Not...

...worth repeating. :mute In fact, kind or lame.

 

[rigdvr]

Sven finally gets to relax after being laid off from Fisch Bros. Well Co. following a freak water contamination incident...

wow...an actual caption...

 

[Griff]

cleaning it up

After trying everything to get rid of the stink, Hydrogen Peroxide finaly did the trick

 

[DiverD]

This photo illustrates a common response to the "Auqa Turd" post in "rubber peeing" thread.

 

[Ward2]

This probably won't do anything for my Karma...

Yet another obtuse photograph by Sven!

Just kidding,

Ward

 

[Shadowkiller]

"Thats one big, ugly, rubber ducky"

 

[rigdvr]

orry sven, just ran out of steam this month...

 

[Shadowkiller]

"The real reason why divers take so long in the bathroom"

 

[Griff]

Promotional

In his custum hot tub, Eric Fattah can do a 100ft Constant wieght and still clean behind the ears.

 

[Pekka]

Huh it has been a lazy January for me in the DB formus.. Well fellas it aint gonna get much better, but I do have last minute entry....

"I don't think it is Sven in the tub...."
why?
"Well take a close look at the bottle next to the tub...."

 

[Narced]

You all know "Athlete's Foot" aka "Foot Fungus" - now meet "Diver's Foot" aka "Foot Fingus"...



No reference to your personal hygiene Sven...

 

[icarus pacific]

LAST DAY!!

FINAL DAY TO GET YOUR ENTRY IN!

Jan 31 is the last day to get your entry in for the Jan. Caption Contest. The entries have gone from laughable to lame so the floor's wide open! Get your funny together and represent!!

Oooo you gonna be sooo smooth in your DB T-shirt or profilin' with your coffee mug...


sven

 

[icarus pacific]

JANUARY'S WINNER!!

2003 started of with a torrent of entries that quickly settled down into a couple of weeks of "uhhh, heh-heh, uhhh, er...." S'matta witchu's?? You all gotta dose of IYA's premature ejection when it comes to winning Contests? sheesh... :head

Well anyways, Happy Birthday Narced , you swung it with your entry about Scandanavian babes and even managed to find a way to incorporate fins, er, Finns in along with it. Major props!

Eric Fattah came within a short and curly of taking it with his entries about foaming, from either end. CJB and der Bill split with the suit lube and the subtle reminder that even when it's lousy in Hawaii, it's all good! :wave

So kick down a PM to me, Narced with your choice of a DB t-shirt (size?)or coffee mug and put down your address and complete name so the peons down in shipping can hook up up!

February's contest is a click away...


sven

 

[cjborgert]

Congrats Narced!!!

(You lucky, undeserving, conspiratorial, underhanded, bribing (probably paid off the judges), thief-of-my-rightful-2nd-title, you.)

 

[Narced]

WOOOHOOO - I WON !!! But...I'm actually not the birthday-boy - that's my namesake "Narked" with a "k"...

But hey - he's getting enough presents today anyway (happy b-day bud), and I've had my eye on that DB bounty for some time now!

Some great entries guys - let's make Feb's contest a good one!

Now where on the mantelpiece am I going to put that mug...

Narced (with a "c")