Sex before diveing

[shaneshac]

rofl rofl rofl

Sandpaper effect - make the entry hole silky smooth How much epoxy do you want after the sanding dear hahahahahaha rofl rofl rofl

 

[Groupermadness]

I once......... No i cant go there........... well i grew up in a tourist resort, our house was 50m from the sea, and being a teenager what else do you do but ??????????*, oh and spearfish, and mum didnt approve of That at home, so the sandy Beach was the only romantic(for the girls LOL) place to go................. :hmm
we had a saying , i'm going to the beach if you see the full Moon i'm on top.

 

[island_sands]

rofl rofl

yeah best place on earth.. beach, lapping waves, lapping something else

 

[shaneshac]

Sara you really are a masochist - After the Veet incident your were not happy and now you want some sand blasting

 

[island_sands]

Sara you really are a masochist - After the Veet incident your were not happy and now you want some sand blasting

rofl rofl you never know what goes on behind closed doors

I could show you a few things i can do with my jon line...

 

[shaneshac]

I dont know what your Jon line is but i can imagine rofl rofl rofl

 

[island_sands]

I dont know what your Jon line is but i can imagine rofl rofl rofl

Shane... rofl

 

[shaneshac]

rofl rofl rofl

Still confused

 

[island_sands]

rofl rofl rofl

Still confused

oh shane you need to be educated... rofl

 

[Mr. X]

Have you ever had sand on your nuts
It was my pet hate when going to the beach

Organ grinder? Dick Emery? [Old jokes --sorry, you prob. have to be a certain age & part of the Commonwealth!]

 

[Groupermadness]

Shane its clearly a picture involving latex, water and rope. what more do you require???

 

[island_sands]

Shane its clearly a picture involving latex, water and rope. what more do you require???

there you go.... oh Shane you need to get off the Rock.. rofl
or get your rocks off
rofl

 

[shaneshac]

rofl rofl rofl rofl

i am probably not as imaginative as you guys.

A barbed wire and a car battery is enough for me

 

[Groupermadness]

rofl Sara, you are writing in white LOL,

i was just going to say the same thing, rofl

 

[icarus pacific]

there you go.... oh Shane you need to get off the Rock.. rofl
or get your rocks off
rofl

Or you need to hop onto the Rock. :king

 

[shaneshac]

I hopped onto far better things

 

[PoseidonSv]

What can be better foreplay than to go to the ocean and find a nice woman wearing a shiny smoothskin suit some long carbon fins in her hands and a smile on her face as she asks you to go for a morning freedive with her.

Imagine the nice things you can do afterwards and the smell neoprene on the bodies.

 

[fleedermouse]

Found this thread and just had to revive it. Just got a full-sized van and got to christen it this way JUST b4 a dive in the lot. Dove well in rough seas. :inlove

 

[Mr. X]

Found this thread and just had to revive it. Just got a full-sized van and got to christen it this way JUST b4 a dive in the lot. Dove well in rough seas. :inlove

You'll need the sticker then: "If this van 's a rocking don't go a knocking" rofl

 

[poacher]

Being relaxed helps my breath hold and drinking beer makes you too bloated so guess well have to stick to sex