The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

[Pastor]

UGLY
Podge to his horror finds out that his snippet not only has scabs but his new snippet warmer turns out to be a plastic doll!

 

[podge]

Good
Shit there an’t nothing good about that,
Pastor is she yours, has the picture been taken in your garden?
Or does she belong to the blind, deaf and snippetless Spaniard?

 

[Oldsarge]

I absolutely believe the story out of Florida. Folks, I'm pushing 60 and some of the things I'm hearing about my parents' generation are . . . shall we say inspirational? And if you think Viagra is causing trouble, wait until Bremelanotide hits the market in about 1-2 years!

 

[Pastor]

And if you think Viagra is causing trouble, wait until Bremelanotide hits the market in about 1-2 years!

Dont relax Capn Redpubes!!!! Send me some

 

[BatRay]

Bad:
Invigorated by a sip or two from the coconuts, Sara decides to spread the message of Brazilian waxes starting with Captain Redpubes.

 

[Pastor]

UGLY
She does it! Capn ........ is hopping mad!

 

[Oldsarge]

Good: Blinded and dazed by the glare from the Captain's now-bare and untanned skin, Sara is now within easy reach.

 

[Oldsarge]

BAD Chortling in triumph, the Captain ingests a near lethal dose of Viagra. So much blood rushes to his manhood that his brain is left oxygen-starved and he faints dead a way.

 

[Pastor]

UGLY
Meanwhile, Sara in a fit of lust cuts off Capn .... s snippet and claims it for her own!

 

[BatRay]

Good:
After a brief conference, the Elvises slink away before Sara's waxing zeal strips them of their sideburns.

 

[pkotik]

BAD

Podge, (trying hard), puts his todger in the warm place in Iceland and discovers that that place was http://www.local6.com/news/9283707/detail.html and ended up in the Clap Clinic :naughty

EDIT: Podge, to be able to give more rep, you need to spread it around more rofl

There are many things to love about South Florida besides the Clap Clinic, which, by the way, is an encouraging sign that gives a man hope for the future.

See:

http://www.paulkotik.com/why_i_love_florida.htm

 

[island_sands]

Good:
After a brief conference, the Elvises slink away before Sara's waxing zeal strips them of their sideburns.

BAD:
Sara's brazilian wax skills slip a little and miss the sideburns... the Elvises walk away with aching scrotii...

 

[Oldsarge]

The UGLY With no proper place to go, the Cap'n's Viagra-enhanced blood rushes to the poor, unconcious man's tongue causing it to grow to enormously grotesque proportions.

 

[Pastor]

GOOD
In an atempt to escape the desolation of outer mongolia the hapless heros decide to use capn ......'s hugely inflated tongue as an airship. Using his srotum as a basket they set sail to Tokyo

 

[Medic of One]

Bad: Only to run into Godzilla

 

[Oldsarge]

The UGLY Who eats the airship sending the basket plunging into Tokyo harbor.

 

[island_sands]

GOOD:

The inflated tongue survives the crash and is used as a lifeboat

 

[BatRay]

Bad:
The farting shark, enraged at being used in such a manner, begins to gnaw on the tongue.

 

[island_sands]

UGLY:
THE FARTING SHARK IS BACK AGAIN - this time it has eaten Spinach infested with Ecoli and the survivors get violently ill.

 

[BatRay]

Good:
At least everyone knows why the shark farts are green now.