What's behind your DB nickname?

[bdurrett]

Re: What's behing your DB nickname?

rofl

well i am not entirely manless, he is just away for eight weeks best i stay at the Ladies' Club on weekends!
or get the OMO out

Sounds like "Jody." Jody was the guy that showed up at your apartment/home 5 minutes after the ship pulled in the gangway for deployment and left 5 minutes before Liberty Call when you got back..... :rcard Unfortunately there were a few Jody's that I heard about... some that DIDN'T get out in time... Usually that meant the squid went :martial and "Jody" had a :blackeye .....

not for long...his face quickly appeared at the surface with my hand over it entirely (imagine the picture) and me growling at him WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER???

The "face-sucker" in "Alien" comes to mind...... rofl They start 'em off young there, do they? I suppose though that he was lucky. It could have been that he stayed UNDER water for a long time with your hand over his face :mute

"sorry" he said very meekly and stuck to the corner of the pool for the rest of the afternoon

bloody kids!

I'll bet he was meek!

There is a guy here with a sign on his office wall....

"Dogs or Kids.... One ruins your carpets, the other ruins your life!" :duh

B

 

[island_sands]

Re: What's behing your DB nickname?

The "face-sucker" in "Alien" comes to mind...... rofl They start 'em off young there, do they? I suppose though that he was lucky. It could have been that he stayed UNDER water for a long time with your hand over his face :mute

yeah i should have tried, give him his first breath hold lesson rofl rofl
"NOW do you want to see my breasts?? NOW?? for how long?? loooookkkk..."

"Dogs or Kids.... One ruins your carpets, the other ruins your life!" :duh

B

ha! good one.. don't forget to put cats in there something, piddling bast...ds.. :vangry

so there's all sort behind MY DB nickname rofl rofl

 

[Wishbone]

Re: What's behing your DB nickname?

As His Greatness Father John Holmes once preached: "Let them all be manless!... And mindlessly drunk!" Great timing Sands! I just got married! Now we have to match your OMO with my OWO!

Grouper - I think I was at the same place 2 weeks ago. At least I was trying to walk around Pigalle half in the sack pushing away alien life forms trying to sell poppers! From your description - it hasn't changed that much! No classics though...
But we can always resort to the latest hip - free shows in pools... The worse that could happen is someone to call yur mom...!

 

[Groupermadness]

Re: What's behing your DB nickname?

Now i Know Who invented the Mask and Snorkel, a 9 year old kid in UAE.

 

[bdurrett]

Re: What's behing your DB nickname?

Now i Know Who invented the Mask and Snorkel, a 9 year old kid in UAE.

Great, just what everry family needs, right? A 9-year old with raging hormones and a :naughty-on

It does just go to show though, that even the young worship at the idol of The Desert Dune Diver

rofl rofl

 

[Wishbone]

Re: What's behing your DB nickname?

Yeah Bret,

There are reports from all over the world that this peculiar cult is now invading the planet. Huge inflatable breasted idols or inflatable huge breasted idols (depending on the local trends) are seen floating in almost every elementary school pools!
Even a principal in Omaha is said to be sacked for keeping a small scale model in his office aquarium! Boys will be boys!

 

[Pastor]

Re: What's behing your DB nickname?

Well another thread dug up from the back of beyond! I saw a similar one on another forum and remembered I had never explained what was behind my user name. I still get regular PMs asking if I am a man of the cloth (you have to wonder rofl)

In the UK rod and line fishermen use a metal bar called a priest to deliver the last rights to fish, hence the name Pastor.

 

[Bill McIntyre]

Re: What's behing your DB nickname?

My user name is a product of two factors.

A lack of imagination, and a distaste for hiding behind fake user names.

 

[Mr. X]

Re: What's behing your DB nickname?

Well another thread dug up from the back of beyond! I saw a similar one on another forum and remembered I had never explained what was behind my user name. I still get regular PMs asking if I am a man of the cloth (you have to wonder rofl)

In the UK rod and line fishermen use a metal bar called a priest to deliver the last rights to fish, hence the name Pastor.

Aha! Pastor defrocked. You can't fool us Pastor -- it's a double bluff!

A few people have asked about Mr. X & what about a picture. Well, here is a picture:

Re. the name, I was just looking for a short, easy to remember name as I have gazillions of accounts & passwords for different things. I tried to use my real last initial on one website but names had to be at least 5 chars., so I tried preceding it with "Mr. " but it was blocked or already gone, so Mr. X was born.

Re. my true identity, I have been sworn to secrecy. I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

 

[island_sands]

Re: What's behing your DB nickname?

Re. my true identity, I have been sworn to secrecy. I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

I would love to see you try

 

[podge]

Re: What's behing your DB nickname?

Podge, well go on have a wild stab in the dark guess..rofl

 

[Lockedin]

Re: What's behing your DB nickname?

Lockedin. A play on my last name, multiple ways to interperet. Unfortunately, a lot of people ask if I'm in prison, or house arrest. Oh, and Mr. X - Don't be afraid to show your real picture on the internet. See I put my picture up!

 

[hyeparis]

Re: What's behing your DB nickname?

Mine is the name of my home village in Artsakh (Karabakh). Hye stands for Armenian in the Armenian language and Paris stands for... Paris!
One could find a few very old Greek graves in our old cemetery before my village and the surrounding area (Shaumyan district, formely Guylistan principality) had been occupied by Azeris during the Karabakh war and made part of their restricted access zone (it is close to the separation line). (That old cemetery is located where our village used to be until Russian imperial authorities decided to settle some old-believers (ethnic Russians who would not accept the orthodox church reform) some 200 years ago. )
These Greek graves made some of my compatiots think that Greek colonists could have been residing in this area along with Armenians, and, hence the name of my home village.
Also Strabo claimed that Armenia was named after Armenus, a follower of Jason.
But I don't buy that theory.
I belive that Paris, the son of the king of Troy, was born in my home village, for one and he was Armenian. I also believe that it is natives of my home village who founded what it is now the French capital.

 

[sanso]

Re: What's behing your DB nickname?

... don't buy that theory. I belive that Paris, the son of the king of Troy, was born in my home village, for one. ...

Current research proves that Hyeparis is a direct descendant of Paris and as such should be addressed Prince Hyeparis or Thy Highness.

 

[island_sands]

Re: What's behing your DB nickname?

Current research proves that Hyeparis is a direct descendant of Paris and as such should be addressed Prince Hyeparis or Thy Highness.

Indeed! rofl

Thy are most welcome Your Hyeness of Paris

 

[Spaniard]

Re: What's behing your DB nickname?

Well another thread dug up from the back of beyond! I saw a similar one on another forum and remembered I had never explained what was behind my user name. I still get regular PMs asking if I am a man of the cloth (you have to wonder rofl)

In the UK rod and line fishermen use a metal bar called a priest to deliver the last rights to fish, hence the name Pastor.

Hmmmm.....in Spanish, Pastor means Shepherd i.e. a man who likes to spend many hours 'looking after' sheep. Go figure! rofl

 

[hyeparis]

Re: What's behing your DB nickname?

Pastor lives in Wales. And, as we know, it is the land where "men are men and sheep, they are trembling!"
Which makes me remember and cite another proof of the Armenian-Greek historical relationship. In Woody Allen's "Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex..." movie the shepard - who travels from Armenia with his sheep, named Daisy, to meet an American doctor to try to convince that doctor cure the sheep so that it loves him again - has a Greek name. Milos Stavros, it is, if I am not mistaken.

 

[hyeparis]

Re: What's behing your DB nickname?

Indeed! rofl

Thy are most welcome Your Hyeness of Paris

I like that title very much, but I wonder where you would welcome me. ( It won't be that freediving school you run, will it? It is girls only, afterall.)

 

[foxfish]

Re: What's behing your DB nickname?

Hey your Hyeness of Paris, can I ask who is in you avatar?
Spaniard that was funny rofl

 

[hyeparis]

Re: What's behing your DB nickname?

It is someone wearing the uniform of a Russian Air Force officer, which I find appropriate for my avtar since I am an Air Force brat.