As it turns out my last post was closer to the truth then expected ,an eyewitness to the event has described the following events. Ted being a bit behind on his luno deliveries contacted chip to see if he could help him out with his xmas orders, chip being the top bloke that he is obliged, he decided to deliver the orders via the chimney to follow tradition and since going front first with his luno at rear always seemed to work best he saw no need to change , it was a smooth entry at first but it suddenly came to a stop, jammed into the chimney chip reached for his phone, not being able to see the buttons he was pushing he luckily dialled ted, what's wrong chip i'm stuck ted, in the chimney, have you had too much xmas cheer chip, no no no says chip, how wide is it then chip ? 800mm, that's wide enough just keep going says ted, chip tries again , sorry ted not going anywhere, let's see if the doc can help us, doc thinks that maybe revan has encountered this problem and can help out, revan says sorry I can't help in this situation it's gone too far ,but he reliably informs everyone that his fins are designed not to go into chimneys as this is a poor method of delivering fins, he prefers couriers , also his fins have lift points that should someone get stuck in chimney with one of his fins that they'll be able to be lifted back out with the help of a crane. Doc ponders the problem again and comes up with a solution via a group of exercises that chip will need to perform, aa interjected teds right I've been down chimneys with my luno many times it does fit, meanwhile the fire brigade arrived, chip thanked all the deeperblue members but decided to allow the fire brigade to cut the fin into pieces as he had seen the mythbusters show where they have used duct tape to fix just about anything. Chip was last seen in the open ocean doing 40 kms per hour , the duct tape had worked wonders , seaworld employees were in hot pursuit hoping to catch him for their next exhibit as they had had enough of the orcas munching on their staff. As a side note it all would've ran smoothly from the get go if only chip hadn't stuck antlers onto his fin to try and be as traditional as possible , but it all worked out in the end so who cares.