DB's August Contest!!

[icarus pacific]

Alright, AWRIGHT already! Man, when you DB members get anxious, you really get anxious! Well, all to the good as it shows you care. :inlove

So here we go with the August Caption Competition. There will be a photo attached and all you need to do is come up with a caption or phrase that you think will bowl the judges over. Funny is fine. Humor is helpful. Sarcasm is swell. Telling me that my fins are crap and they belong in the can will not get you anywhere. :naughty

You folks doodling around at work on the boss's nickel and those with PhotoShop can have at it as well, but we're looking for captions first. Deal with it.

The kind to a fault folks here at DB will kick down a prize, like a DB T-shirt or coffee mug, to the winner, and since it's my show even the head mucky-mucks and staff can enter and win. Hey! I don't even have a DB T-shirt, so you know we're talkin legitimate doin's here!

The judging will be the end of the month. Enter as often as you want and lob some Karma to those you care about. It's all good!

Game on!!


sven DB's Competition Guru

 

[icarus pacific]

uno mas

Hey! If I knew what I was doing, do you think I'd be here!!?? Lessee if it goes through as a jpeg. That bmp stuff is a drag.
Pray hard.

sven

 

[icarus pacific]

Now we're talkin'!

ahhh. Isn't that better? Now go get funny.

sven

 

[Abriapnea]

Dedicated freedivers train whereever water is available

 

[Abriapnea]

Spearo Stalking Seldom Seen Sewage Sheepshead
(well , has anyone ever bothered to look ?)

 

[andrsn]

with a scottish accent....

"noahw thaht's dahm fuhnnee, i doon't remembah eatin those lahst naght!"

 

[cjborgert]

three strikes

1. Hey, anybody seen dad's snorkel? He's looking for it again.

2. Can't you see it's just a freediver, sh*!-for-brains?

3. And there he is, Cliff Etzel, demonstrating once again that Black Team fins are best under tough conditions.

 

[mark aronoff]

"Flush with excitement..."

 

[mark aronoff]

"answering the siren's call, he took the plunge, never to be seen again..."

"There's more than one way to catch an alligator..."

"Who needs a plung 'er when you've got a plunge 'im?"

"Damn, where did that contact lense drift off to?"

"Sometimes you just have to turn the other cheek..."

 

[mark aronoff]

Politicians mix sport and government by diving at the county seat

 

[mark aronoff]

Johnny knew that Mabel would glance into the bathroom, spot his fins and figure he was diving for the evening but actually, the decoy was merely to fool her while he slipped out the back door for a night on the town...

 

[mark aronoff]

He figured it was more ecological to throw away the Drano and clear the sink by taking the plunge and do the drain-scraping armed with a toothpick and teaspoon.....

 

[Kevin88]

ok... who clogged up the toilet this time...??????

 

[mark aronoff]

Since I couldn't find John Malkovich through the usual portal, I figured to try a new one...

 

[mark aronoff]

Class in session...advanced mixed gas diving.

 

[cjborgert]

SWB:

Shallow Water Brownout

 

[cjborgert]

Going With The Flow

 

[cjborgert]

For easier beach entries, ride the rip-tides;
For easier bathroom entries, ride the rip-turds.

 

[cjborgert]

Florida Spring Divers

Careful Scott, I think you're past the light-zone.

 

[scott]

Hey now, CJB!

What did I have to do with this... not even I venture into these type of sinkholes .

Scott