HEY!! Why is my head in the head?
Elvis (Andrsn), you shall pay for that
Erik Y.
Apparently not quite retired from commercial diving
Elvis (Andrsn), you shall pay for that
Erik Y.
Apparently not quite retired from commercial diving
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you're famous now, erik! i guess you're giving a new meaning to the phrase, "taking the plunge!" rofl
andrsn
aka elvis(which in flemish.. el vis means "the fish")
Back to the captions:
Superman prefers a phonebooth, but the world's newest superhero, Apneaman, needs only to find the nearest bathroom.
or
Throughout the year, Santa Claus experiments with alternative methods for entering homes that don't have chimneys.
Superman prefers a phonebooth, but the world's newest superhero, Apneaman, needs only to find the nearest bathroom.
or
Throughout the year, Santa Claus experiments with alternative methods for entering homes that don't have chimneys.
toilet humour
Sven attempts to answer the most frequently asked question on the deeper blue forums:
"Can U-bend whilst freediving?"
Sven attempts to answer the most frequently asked question on the deeper blue forums:
"Can U-bend whilst freediving?"
Got 2 more 2 share...
:: "When relieving in your wetsuit becomes a habit"
:: "Mammalian instincts all messed up"
:: "When relieving in your wetsuit becomes a habit"
:: "Mammalian instincts all messed up"
After surrounding and then raiding the house, the authorities discovered that 'Cubandiver' had gotten stuck during his most interesting attempt to escape.
Captions
If you saw the price of California Plumbers, you'd be suiting up, too!
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The dive is simple, its the ascent that's a bitch!
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Is this covered in my D.A.N. insurance?
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The elusive Big Brown Trout....Every spearo's prize trophy!
If you saw the price of California Plumbers, you'd be suiting up, too!
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The dive is simple, its the ascent that's a bitch!
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Is this covered in my D.A.N. insurance?
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The elusive Big Brown Trout....Every spearo's prize trophy!
"after years of searching, Benji finaly found the hidden passage from the castle to the sea..."
Johan
Johan
--Sven's first and only attempt at cave diving.
--Maybe this wasn't a good place to try out the new side mounts.
Jay
--Maybe this wasn't a good place to try out the new side mounts.
Jay
Here I go again...
- "That rare someone looking for the ultimate thrill".
- "The perils of inland training".
- "Never drink & dive".
- "According to Quantum Theory there is an infinitesimally small, yet real chance that a 'virtual toilet' may spontaneously appear around you whilst freediving".
- "There's just something about the water; I'm drawn to it".
- "Variable ballast diving".
- "It scares the hell out of the dog!"
‘Ode to a toilet’
By W.F. Ward
My constant companion through thick & thin,
A source of contemplation.
I open the door and shuffle in,
Imagine my elation.
Sometimes I come and go too fast and scarcely say a word,
Other times I stay too long and this you don’t deserve.
It seems I’m always full of it,
To this you can attest.
But throughout the years you must admit,
I’ve given you my best.
And though you steal my fins sometimes,
I’m just a lucky sap.
To have a faithful friend like you,
Who puts up with my crap.
Sorry folks,
Ward
- "That rare someone looking for the ultimate thrill".
- "The perils of inland training".
- "Never drink & dive".
- "According to Quantum Theory there is an infinitesimally small, yet real chance that a 'virtual toilet' may spontaneously appear around you whilst freediving".
- "There's just something about the water; I'm drawn to it".
- "Variable ballast diving".
- "It scares the hell out of the dog!"
‘Ode to a toilet’
By W.F. Ward
My constant companion through thick & thin,
A source of contemplation.
I open the door and shuffle in,
Imagine my elation.
Sometimes I come and go too fast and scarcely say a word,
Other times I stay too long and this you don’t deserve.
It seems I’m always full of it,
To this you can attest.
But throughout the years you must admit,
I’ve given you my best.
And though you steal my fins sometimes,
I’m just a lucky sap.
To have a faithful friend like you,
Who puts up with my crap.
Sorry folks,
Ward
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OK EVERYONE!! THE AUGUST CONTEST ENDS TOMORROW!! LAST CHANCE TO TRY FOR A DB T SHIRT OR COFFEE MUG!! THE SEPT CONTEST STARTS THE 2nd. GET AFTER IT!!!
sven
sven
I know the fluffy is here somewhere!
George W. Bush at his secret meeting with his mates..
When you have reached the bottom it is hard to get any deeper..
Man I think you are screwed!
Where is your spine man! or is this new Apnea Academys streching routine..."while you'r at it.."
George W. Bush at his secret meeting with his mates..
When you have reached the bottom it is hard to get any deeper..
Man I think you are screwed!
Where is your spine man! or is this new Apnea Academys streching routine..."while you'r at it.."
Unfortunately Mieko's humble beginnings as Ama diver did nothing to further her career as interior decorator.
Hope I'm in time!!
After ten beers the bet for "swallow a seal whole" seemed a good idea - the next day the 10 bucks proved to be the most painful ever won!!
After ten beers the bet for "swallow a seal whole" seemed a good idea - the next day the 10 bucks proved to be the most painful ever won!!
AND THE WINNER IS...
WOW!!
The first month worth of contests netted damn near 1200 viewings and nearly 80 entrys, both numbers that ought to be records. And we all now wehat records are for, right?
The entries were very, very good. (Must have been the topic) A lot of new members contributed as did the usual bunch of clowns. All good stuff.
It came down to three members. Mark Aronoff was in the running from sheer numbers, CJB, (Chris) had a few beauts himself, especiall "Shallow Water Brownout" and Abriapnea pulled a veeery smoooooth final in the closing minutes, with "Septic Apnea". It went to the judges, pictured proudly below, for the review, and it was closer than any contest so far... CJB, Abri. Abri, CJB. CJB, Abri, sven...:t
Congrats, Chris, you pulled it off, but it wasn't by much! PM me with your startling stats so DB can send you a DB Tshirt or coffee mug. Solly Abri, but you had my vote too. :waterwork
September's contest starts next week so load up on carbs and comedy. Thanks!
sven DB comp guru :king
WOW!!
The first month worth of contests netted damn near 1200 viewings and nearly 80 entrys, both numbers that ought to be records. And we all now wehat records are for, right?
The entries were very, very good. (Must have been the topic) A lot of new members contributed as did the usual bunch of clowns. All good stuff.
It came down to three members. Mark Aronoff was in the running from sheer numbers, CJB, (Chris) had a few beauts himself, especiall "Shallow Water Brownout" and Abriapnea pulled a veeery smoooooth final in the closing minutes, with "Septic Apnea". It went to the judges, pictured proudly below, for the review, and it was closer than any contest so far... CJB, Abri. Abri, CJB. CJB, Abri, sven...:t
Congrats, Chris, you pulled it off, but it wasn't by much! PM me with your startling stats so DB can send you a DB Tshirt or coffee mug. Solly Abri, but you had my vote too. :waterwork
September's contest starts next week so load up on carbs and comedy. Thanks!
sven DB comp guru :king
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