DB's August Contest!!

[Abriapnea]

I dive here every morning .
I dive here quite a bit .
Have only one complaint :
Visibility is disappointing ...

 

[Murat]

Sorry guys i can not logýn few days coz i am ýn holiday.Anyway fýnally ý found a way to connect.I have also few words for captýon contest.

Sven ýs lookýing for new deep dýve spots and hope to fýnd some DELICIOUS fýsh ýn there

 

[Wishbone]

I think it's not my day, but anyways:

:: Recreational freediving...
:: The hunt of the brown morray...
:: "Canned freediver"
:: Freedive training in Colorado
:: Home-based cave diving
:: Blue water hunting
:: Turbulence testing procedure for fins
:: Freedivers' Protected Habitat

Ivan

 

[Bill]

As an airline employee(x) and someone that has cleaned the 'head' many times, I think that Sven should 'end the bidding' now and declare Wishbone the winner.
"Blue Water Hunting" almost did me in.

Aloha
Bill

 

[M-2]

Said by a great white looking into the toilet and speaking like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers:

"Augh! Diver? I didn't have any diver!"

 

[M-2]

"Honey, I promise we'll spend more time together, but for the love of God, not the fins!"

 

[M-2]

Anderson, being the good samaritan that he is, decided to retrieve the "sleeping" goldfish for the little girl, whose parents mistook the fish for dead and gave it the traditional burial.

:t

 

[icarus pacific]

I agree Bill that 'Bones entry was a killer. Actually I think that overall they're really good... must be getting some new members. I think M-2's latest submissions are a riot too.
Erik's testimony of Fattah actually having humor really broke me up!

I'm waitin' for your wit-isms, bruddah!

sven

 

[Vodouch]

You folks doodling around at work on the boss's nickel and those with PhotoShop can have at it as well, but we're looking for captions first. Deal with it.

Ok, I tried to deal with it, but playing with Photoshop is almost as addictive as diving

 

[Vodouch]

and another one:

 

[efattah]

Another try

'World News Headline: Plumber could not access the correct drain pipe, decides to put fins on and dive into the toilet, drowns'

'Freediving News Headline: Budding freediver disobeys primary freediving rule, dives into toilet without buddy, drowns'

'World News Headline: Wife forces husband to wash smelly diving gear in toilet, husband obeys, drowns'

'World News Headline: Wife drops wedding ring in toilet, husband puts on gear and dives after it, drowns'

'World News Headline: Overworked bachelor craves wetness and tightness, tries diving into drain pipe via toilet, drowns'

'World News Headline: Man murders two men in their apartment, managed to escape crime scene by diving through the toilet, but flippers left behind had name & address written on them, man tracked down and arrested.'

'World News Headline: Budding freediver practicing yoga headstand on toilet, slips, drowns'


Eric Fattah
Bored at work
BC, Canada

 

[efattah]

Another one

I apologize if this next one is politically incorrect or inconsiderate:

'World News Headline: Dresden man tries to escape floodwater by diving through toilet, drowns'



Eric Fattah
BC, Canada

 

[Jon]

Another monofin convert.

Jon

 

[Octo]

Another great contest!!

"Whilst demonstrating his 'panty-hose bug catching' technique to his buddies, Sven learns just how dangerous a wrist strap can be..."




"Yep...this new light cannon works great! Jesus, that must be something Anderson dropped last spring...he obviously didn't have the capers..."




look ma, no novellas

 

[icarus pacific]

Whilst?! :girlie

rofl

sven

 

[Octo]

Whilst.

 

[Erik]

Originally posted by Jon
Another monofin convert.

Jon

Hahahahah! gets my vote.
Thank you,
Erik Y. (collector of contest prizes)

 

[porky]

yummmmm......

The World Wildlife Fund warn that diver fin soup is not only driving a species to extinction, but also very hard to digest.

 

[andrsn]

FDUK babe says: "friends don't let friends dive alone in potties!"

 

[Griff]

not another sequel!

Trianspotting 2 : Off the Deep End