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Originally posted by Nicky
Righty - o.
Sharky what the?
Originally posted by rigdvr
How bout this classic Sharky...
"No time for the ol in and out love. Just here to check the meter."
Clockwork Orange
Originally posted by Nicky
Ok guys you are so up for it:
" A pastor of one church, who was previously a sailor, was very aware that ships were addressed as "she" or "her". He often wondered what gender computers should be addressed. To answer the question he set up 2 groups of computer experts. The first was a group was a group of women, the second, men. Each group was asked to recommend whether computers should be referred to in a feminine or masculine gender.
THe group of women reported that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. I order to get their attention you have to turn them on.
2. They have alot of data but are still useless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you committ to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
The men were too stupid to come up with any answers.
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