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Keys Kraze 04'
- Thread starterAquiles
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somebody say smack?
In the "Tighty Whitey Speedo" category. :yack And hey, Senor Montero... the term you're looking for is- BITCH, as in; Manoman!, I feel like like Sven's, Aquile's and Jay's BITCH because I couldn't backup my yap! :blackeye Or maybe it's FLUNKY , a dear term we use for the guy that runs to get the cold bev's after a day of getting spanked. :t
Look forward to seeing you and the brosero again!
PS- Andeson is talkin' about taking up space on your ride, so bring the cheese and whine.
In the "Tighty Whitey Speedo" category. :yack And hey, Senor Montero... the term you're looking for is- BITCH, as in; Manoman!, I feel like like Sven's, Aquile's and Jay's BITCH because I couldn't backup my yap! :blackeye Or maybe it's FLUNKY , a dear term we use for the guy that runs to get the cold bev's after a day of getting spanked. :t
Look forward to seeing you and the brosero again!
PS- Andeson is talkin' about taking up space on your ride, so bring the cheese and whine.
Your going to be down there April 3-4 which is a saturday and sunday right?
If you are, I can drive my boat down via water on Friday, party friday night, and then drive down via car saturday morning and kill fish and repeat the process saturday unless I find a place to crash saturday night.
I know your tight on space at your house aquiles, but do you have a dock that I can leave my boat in the water at, or can I just tie up to your boat? Are you going to be at your house friday at all or what..
If you are, I can drive my boat down via water on Friday, party friday night, and then drive down via car saturday morning and kill fish and repeat the process saturday unless I find a place to crash saturday night.
I know your tight on space at your house aquiles, but do you have a dock that I can leave my boat in the water at, or can I just tie up to your boat? Are you going to be at your house friday at all or what..
Cheese and whine Sven? How bout the bitch and moan you pulled while filling your commercial for Sutafed?!?!?!?
Mr. Montero, dont forget, the Kup isnt just for killing fish my friend, no sir, its much more than that. This is an all around competition and the voting is quite subjective(these are big words for Mississippi folk ). You ever thought about joining the WWF with all that trash talk? I hear Tampa Bay can use a new wide reciever that talks shit like that and isnt as good as he thinks to replace Keyshawn...
Aquiles, do you have a DVD player at the camp? I am sending down copies of the DVD I mad from last years Kraze but there has to be a red carpet gala premier party to view it.
I actually have no shit to talk about Aquiles....yet. He took good care of me last year and even gift wrapped some fish which I failed to land:head . All in all, a most gracious host.
Yall are gonna have a blast
Mr. Montero, dont forget, the Kup isnt just for killing fish my friend, no sir, its much more than that. This is an all around competition and the voting is quite subjective(these are big words for Mississippi folk
). You ever thought about joining the WWF with all that trash talk? I hear Tampa Bay can use a new wide reciever that talks shit like that and isnt as good as he thinks to replace Keyshawn... Aquiles, do you have a DVD player at the camp? I am sending down copies of the DVD I mad from last years Kraze but there has to be a red carpet gala premier party to view it.
I actually have no shit to talk about Aquiles....yet. He took good care of me last year and even gift wrapped some fish which I failed to land:head . All in all, a most gracious host.
Yall are gonna have a blast
Like me, the list is long and distinguished
AND Actifed, Benedryl, Robitussin, salt and fresh water irrigations, boiling water and wasabi steam treatments, wiping back to front, prayer, donating my organ to science, standing on my head, standing on my other head, more Sudafed, more Actifed, Sudafed mixed with Actifed with a Benedryl back, Sudafed with wasabi.....
Originally posted by rigdvr
for Sutafed?!?!?!?
AND Actifed, Benedryl, Robitussin, salt and fresh water irrigations, boiling water and wasabi steam treatments, wiping back to front, prayer, donating my organ to science, standing on my head, standing on my other head, more Sudafed, more Actifed, Sudafed mixed with Actifed with a Benedryl back, Sudafed with wasabi.....
Now you guys have gone and got me upset and now I have to respond.
First everyone lay off Andy. Someone has to photographically document my dominance of the Kraze. And so what if he likes white wine and cheese. I think it puts him in touch w/ his artistic side.
Rig-
You are not very good at spearfishing. I know, I’ve seen you try. Not being able to make it to the Kraze is probably a blessing in disguise. It will save you lots of embarrassment. Please don’t take this the wrong way. You are probably good at other things that the rest of suck at. You are from Mississippi right? Well you are probably good at country line dancing, cousin sex, and spitting tobacco.
Sven-
I have the deepest respect for you. You are one tough old son of bitch. Despite your advanced age and frail health you were still able to sit your ass on the boat and constantly complain. It was inspiring that someone in your state hardly stopped complaining. To keep up this pace you must have something inside that says, “never quit (complaining)”.
Aquiles-
What can I say? The kid has skillz and just looking at his ears always makes me laugh. I am not just saying this b/c I am staying at his place (well sort of). If he doesn’t volunteer as my second helper, then he is a solid contender for the number two spot. I am sure this gives him a lot to think about.
Rolando-
Yes, you can be my helper. Congrats. Your intelligent decision has assured yourself a place in the annals of history. Please add “Helper to 2004 Key Kraze Champion Mr. Montero” to all your posts on deeperblue and, if possible, please a tattoo of same.
Your Champion,
Mr. Montero
2004 Keys Kraze Cup Champion
First everyone lay off Andy. Someone has to photographically document my dominance of the Kraze. And so what if he likes white wine and cheese. I think it puts him in touch w/ his artistic side.
Rig-
You are not very good at spearfishing. I know, I’ve seen you try. Not being able to make it to the Kraze is probably a blessing in disguise. It will save you lots of embarrassment. Please don’t take this the wrong way. You are probably good at other things that the rest of suck at. You are from Mississippi right? Well you are probably good at country line dancing, cousin sex, and spitting tobacco.
Sven-
I have the deepest respect for you. You are one tough old son of bitch. Despite your advanced age and frail health you were still able to sit your ass on the boat and constantly complain. It was inspiring that someone in your state hardly stopped complaining. To keep up this pace you must have something inside that says, “never quit (complaining)”.
Aquiles-
What can I say? The kid has skillz and just looking at his ears always makes me laugh. I am not just saying this b/c I am staying at his place (well sort of). If he doesn’t volunteer as my second helper, then he is a solid contender for the number two spot. I am sure this gives him a lot to think about.
Rolando-
Yes, you can be my helper. Congrats. Your intelligent decision has assured yourself a place in the annals of history. Please add “Helper to 2004 Key Kraze Champion Mr. Montero” to all your posts on deeperblue and, if possible, please a tattoo of same.
Your Champion,
Mr. Montero
2004 Keys Kraze Cup Champion
Wow, I always wanted a place in an "anals" of history.
Classic post, truly hilarious. Now I'm off to Lou's Tattoos to get my permanent reminder. Hope the weather cooperates and you guys have a blast!
2004 Key Kraze Champion Helper, Fish Fileter, Band-Gun Loader, WetSuit Lubricator, Ego Boosting Sidekick, and Wannabe Spearfisherman,
Rolando "Wannabe Like Mike" Veloso
made it out last Sat...man Im glad I dont live in south Florida! Here we have good structure, big fish, and real hunters...actually nothing of real size was seen but the out of season red snappers but we filled the box with the meat of aj's and pompano anyways.
Mike...dont forget...Ive seen you hunt too My excuse is Im out of my element, what was yours????
A couple of pics from Sat.
Mike...dont forget...Ive seen you hunt too
My excuse is Im out of my element, what was yours???? A couple of pics from Sat.
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like we say in school when someone talks smack
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!
this thread has become very interesting
i am changing my vote to the lawyers because the will probably find a discrepancy in the hunting techniques of the various divers and thereby label themselves the champions
either that or its whoever doesn,t get "accidentally" shot
Here's some more oooohhhhhh!
What do you guys expect from a Cuban Attorney, who graduated with honors from an Ivy League School? Humbleness? Modesty?
Not likely. We are notorious for talking smack and rarely backing it up. First, you have a "Halitosis DMD" migrant with DirectTV satellite ears. In addition, you have the Montero Bros (aka, Dumb & Dumber), who where not only one is sufficient, but we have to deal with two!:waterwork
On a serious note, Mr. Montero called me several months ago and asked (rather begged me) to "take him under my wing" and teach him the spearfishing skills that will bring the Cup to the Montero household. As a fellow Cuban, I felt obliged to help a countryman out. After all, I pity the weak, bald, and dumb. I have honed his skills, improved his hand-eye coordination, and increased his botton time by resistant breathing while performing fellatio on Cock-Fighting Roosters. The man is very talented at this and enjoys it greatly
Secretly, Mr. Montero worships the ground I walk on. He idolizes me like a teenaged pimple-faced country girl. His only regret is not meeting me earlier to guide him on the righteous path of speafishing supremacy
Boy, am I full of it!
What do you guys expect from a Cuban Attorney, who graduated with honors from an Ivy League School? Humbleness? Modesty?
Not likely. We are notorious for talking smack and rarely backing it up. First, you have a "Halitosis DMD" migrant with DirectTV satellite ears. In addition, you have the Montero Bros (aka, Dumb & Dumber), who where not only one is sufficient, but we have to deal with two!:waterwork
On a serious note, Mr. Montero called me several months ago and asked (rather begged me) to "take him under my wing" and teach him the spearfishing skills that will bring the Cup to the Montero household. As a fellow Cuban, I felt obliged to help a countryman out. After all, I pity the weak, bald, and dumb. I have honed his skills, improved his hand-eye coordination, and increased his botton time by resistant breathing while performing fellatio on Cock-Fighting Roosters. The man is very talented at this and enjoys it greatly
Secretly, Mr. Montero worships the ground I walk on. He idolizes me like a teenaged pimple-faced country girl. His only regret is not meeting me earlier to guide him on the righteous path of speafishing supremacy
Boy, am I full of it!
Yo Rolando, don't be talking sh**t about other people in this forum. It ain't kosher!
Remember that all the TURD that you babble goes straight to the JOHN. :naughty
Remember that all the TURD that you babble goes straight to the JOHN. :naughty
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Originally posted by rigdvr
I have called immigration and they will be there checking for green cards. That should eliminate the minority threat to the Kup
:naughty
i think INS has their hands full from the time they raided and locked up the Wal-mart here in homestead. true story they locked in all the migrant workers one night here and caught a bunch of illegal immigrants.that and all the haitians...
That's it, I've had it!
I will give up diving and spearfishing for other hobbies.
I think I will take up coloring......I will get myself a twelve pack of crayolas and go nuts.
Perhaps collecting refrigerator magnets will be kind of a cool hobbie. The chicks dig it!
What about knitting? Hey, I think handling two long needles will be phat. I will knit matching orgoyle socks for my first project. Voila!
Anyway, I'm glad that I finally came to my senses. My health was not permitting me to explore the true beauty of diving. It's tough to be on a respirator and drink 5 gallons of distilled water everyday. It's the only way to keep me young and fresh.
Cheers.
I will give up diving and spearfishing for other hobbies.
I think I will take up coloring......I will get myself a twelve pack of crayolas and go nuts.
Perhaps collecting refrigerator magnets will be kind of a cool hobbie. The chicks dig it!
What about knitting? Hey, I think handling two long needles will be phat. I will knit matching orgoyle socks for my first project. Voila!
Anyway, I'm glad that I finally came to my senses. My health was not permitting me to explore the true beauty of diving. It's tough to be on a respirator and drink 5 gallons of distilled water everyday. It's the only way to keep me young and fresh.
Cheers.