Originally posted by MIADIVER
Now you guys have gone and got me upset and now I have to go and change my tampon!
First everyone lay off Andy. He's mine. And so what if he likes white wine and cheese. I do too, and I think it puts him in touch w/ his artistic side. The fact that he still doesn't get that "artistic" side is the same as "BACK" side will be demonstrated repeatedly once we get far enough offshore and downwind of the others.
Rig-
You are not very good at spearfishing. I know, how it is. I look at your photo of you and that guy in the wesuit holdin' that purty piece o carbon fiber and think to myself... Damn, him's cute! Not being able to make it to the Kraze is probably a blessing in disguise. It will save you lots of embarrassment from having me trying to hook up with you outside the trailer park. Please don’t take this the wrong way. You are probably good at other things that the rest of suck at, butt then again, I just suck. We can still be buddies though, eh?
Sven-
I have the deepest respect for you. Despite your advanced age and frail health you were still able to sit your ass on the boat and constantly complain that you "didn't want to go that way with me". It was inspiring that someone in your state hardly stopped complaining,; I could never catch you turned away from me. To keep up this pace you must have something inside that says, “never let that migrant pecker near me".
Aquiles-
What can I say? The kid is in school to develop his oral skillz and just looking at his ears always makes me hard. I am not just saying this b/c I am staying at his place the rest of the year (well sort of). If he volunteers as my second boy, then he is a solid contender for the number two spot. And as that Number Two spot is also on the BACK side, as with Andy, well, I am sure this gives him a lot to think about. Like, "Howz Sven able to fend him off??"
Rolando-
Yes, you can be my monkey boy. Congrats. Your decision has assured yourself a place in the annals of history. Now go get me another tampon and wipe your chin!
Dedicated member of the, "Hunh! So that's a Jewfish" club
Mr. Montero
2004 Keys Kraze Cup Chump